Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Wolfram - Dec 29, 2005 6:12:32 pm PST #6018 of 10002
Visilurking

At the same time, technology is becoming obsolete so fast that electronic documents created today may not be legible on tomorrow's devices, the equivalent of trying to play an eight-track tape on an iPod.

Huh? I'm pretty sure I can still access electronic documents created 10 years ago without a problem, and ones created up to 10 years before that without a terrible hassle. I'm not sure what the author is basing her contentions on.

And her naive question/answer at the end of the article makes me think she really isn't too tech-savvy. Anyway, storing 100 million of Bush's emails doesn't sound like a crisis to me. Reading them might be.


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2005 6:17:21 pm PST #6019 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am so evil - the first three paragraphs of this story made me laugh and laugh....

Pa. Teacher Found Nude Faces Charges

December 29,2005 | HARRISBURG, Pa. -- A high school teacher faces charges of assaulting a police officer and possession of illegal drugs after being arrested earlier this month while standing naked in the snow, police said.

Curtis Lofton, 23, was arrested Dec. 10 after police found him nude outside his home. When asked where he lived and why he was naked, Lofton said that he was Jesus Christ and that the officer must be God, according to court papers.

A scuffle broke out between the two men during which Lofton is alleged to have hit the officer over the head with a plastic toy trumpet he found nearby.


Allyson - Dec 29, 2005 6:35:33 pm PST #6020 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

That just makes me sad. I think schizophrenia hits men in their early 20s, unless it was drugs.


Almare - Dec 29, 2005 6:41:33 pm PST #6021 of 10002
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

A scuffle broke out between the two men during which Lofton is alleged to have hit the officer over the head with a plastic toy trumpet he found nearby.

Oh, come on. Like we are really supposed to believe Jesus would materialize a tacky plastic trumpet?


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2005 6:46:39 pm PST #6022 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That just makes me sad. I think schizophrenia hits men in their early 20s, unless it was drugs.

I just assumed it was the drugs. They found pot and oxycodone in his posession.


msbelle - Dec 29, 2005 7:06:35 pm PST #6023 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

re quirkyalone:

How quirkyalone are you?
Your score was 88. Very quirkyalone:
Relatives may give you quizzical looks, and so may friends, but you know in your heart of hearts that you are following your inner voice. Though you may not be romancing a single person, you are romancing the world. Celebrate your freedom on National Quirkyalone Day, February 14th!


Almare - Dec 29, 2005 7:11:21 pm PST #6024 of 10002
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

gives msbelle a quizzical look


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2005 7:23:45 pm PST #6025 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some of the questions/answers in the quirkyalone quiz were....

Have you ever gone to a movie alone?"

  • Never.
  • No, but I would try.
  • A few times.
  • More than a few times.

Well, a bazillion is more than a few times....

What is the longest you have gone without a "significant other"?

  • 1 - 3 months
  • 4 - 8 months
  • 8 months - 2 years
  • Two years plus

They need a few more categories beyone "two years."

How quirkyalone are you?
Your score was 112. Very quirkyalone:
Relatives may give you quizzical looks, and so may friends, blah blah blah!"


brenda m - Dec 29, 2005 7:24:37 pm PST #6026 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

99


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2005 7:27:24 pm PST #6027 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh, I could have scored 8 more points if I had skipped Sr. Prom with my girlfriend....