I am so evil - the first three paragraphs of this story made me laugh and laugh....
Pa. Teacher Found Nude Faces Charges
December 29,2005 | HARRISBURG, Pa. -- A high school teacher faces charges of assaulting a police officer and possession of illegal drugs after being arrested earlier this month while standing naked in the snow, police said.
Curtis Lofton, 23, was arrested Dec. 10 after police found him nude outside his home. When asked where he lived and why he was naked, Lofton said that he was Jesus Christ and that the officer must be God, according to court papers.
A scuffle broke out between the two men during which Lofton is alleged to have hit the officer over the head with a plastic toy trumpet he found nearby.
That just makes me sad. I think schizophrenia hits men in their early 20s, unless it was drugs.
A scuffle broke out between the two men during which Lofton is alleged to have hit the officer over the head with a plastic toy trumpet he found nearby.
Oh, come on. Like we are really supposed to believe Jesus would materialize a tacky plastic trumpet?
That just makes me sad. I think schizophrenia hits men in their early 20s, unless it was drugs.
I just assumed it was the drugs. They found pot and oxycodone in his posession.
gives msbelle a quizzical look
Some of the questions/answers in the quirkyalone quiz were....
Have you ever gone to a movie alone?"
- Never.
- No, but I would try.
- A few times.
- More than a few times.
Well, a bazillion is more than a few times....
What is the longest you have gone without a "significant other"?
- 1 - 3 months
- 4 - 8 months
- 8 months - 2 years
- Two years plus
They need a few more categories beyone "two years."
How quirkyalone are you?
Your score was 112. Very quirkyalone:
Relatives may give you quizzical looks, and so may friends, blah blah blah!"
Ooh, I could have scored 8 more points if I had skipped Sr. Prom with my girlfriend....
119. Not feeling cheerful about it right now. Skip dates, skip dating, skip all that crap, and it'd be nice to have emotional backup on tap. Jessica's right. It was a hard day.
