The HIMYM where they fence for the apartment was one of the funniest things ever, but most of the time, it's just pleasant. Missable, but nice.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Dec 27, 2005 5:38:48 pm PST #5452 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 27, 2005 5:47:43 pm PST #5453 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I liked the one where Barney and Ted went clubbing (with results to Barney's dismay) and first Marshall and then Lily ditched their own grown up wine & cheese party.
Almare - Dec 27, 2005 5:47:56 pm PST #5454 of 10002
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
I can not resist this. My fifteen year old brother is getting his hair thinned. He's a white, european with a history of baldness in his biological family, and he is getting his hair thinned professionally. Before he desided to go to the professions, he tried the most bizarre methods you could think of. Everything from crystals, to insulting various gods of beauty to putting his head in a microwave and turning it on. He is convinced he has too much hair but he really doesn't. At least, his hair reminds me a bit of Eric from That 70's Show. There's a bit, but not too excesive or unnatural. In the meanwhile, I'm waiting for him to mail me the pictures, as that he just left for it about 3 hours ago.
§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 5:50:18 pm PST #5455 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My song's not in the least bit dirty.
Well I pop two belch, and ah make ah side
Ah take a walk, go outta street
But while ah waiting down the road, fe bum a ride
Ah feel ah gripe, and ah start to feel very weak
Jesse - Dec 27, 2005 5:59:53 pm PST #5456 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Belching is dirty. Not all "dirty" is about sex, nasty girl.
§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 6:03:27 pm PST #5457 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My god, you're repressed. Belching? Dirty?
Jesse - Dec 27, 2005 6:10:20 pm PST #5458 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, how about "impolite"? Something along those lines?
Jesse - Dec 27, 2005 6:10:58 pm PST #5459 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, I need to go to bed. Work AGAIN tomorrow. That's not right.
Ooh -- how about "not right"?
§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 6:11:31 pm PST #5460 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'll go with not work-appropriate, because that's rawest in my mind.
Cass - Dec 27, 2005 6:13:41 pm PST #5461 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I leave you people alone for two days, and I find you're killing goats all over the place! Sheesh!And you're surprised? We're getting ready for the New Year.
Pandora has lured me with it's evil song guessing ways. But it got the wrong idea on one station and I can't reason my way back to music I like because there is no option of "yes this, but not always the live versions, kthxbye"
I also keep coming to the conclusion that a LOT of songs are about sex. I feel I should have realized this much earlier in life.
I think I need a wife. Borrowing 3.0 is great for things like hanging out, surgically removing shrimp bits from my thumb and general companionship but she lacks the "living here so I am shamed into cleaning more" bit.
Also she sent me home with a pair of her husband's pants to destain which is way wrong. I know jack and shit about good laundry. I just have a spray that I'll try and then shrug if it doesn't work. Tech support, yes. Darning socks, nsm.