You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 27, 2005 4:00:05 pm PST #5437 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Glass Shapes Can Make Us Drink Too Much >[link]

short glasses are more likely to lead to over-indulgence.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 4:01:00 pm PST #5438 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You do know meat is dead th...no, we've been to Hump.


Cashmere - Dec 27, 2005 4:14:57 pm PST #5439 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson, Owen doesn't seem to have any trouble warming up to my dad and he only sees him a couple of times a year. It depends on the toddler, though. Given enough time, he'll fully realize you're the COOL Auntie.

Umm... so a group of college students on Ohio State University went around with supersoakers filled with oil, anointing as much of the university as they could in order to claim it for God.

OK, I'm right here in town and I heard nothing of this today. The only OSU news was that over 50 student apartments got broken into over the holiday. But that's per usual. I even checked the school paper's website. Nothing about super soakers.


Jesse - Dec 27, 2005 4:35:01 pm PST #5440 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good thing the transit strike is over, because I'm about to have to go to my professors' houses and BEAT MY GRADES OUT OF THEM. Two of them have had my final stuff for two weeks! One of those is a class with 9 people! Grade people, grade!

Not that I don't understand procrastination and other obligations and everything. No offense to actual teachers and all.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 4:36:55 pm PST #5441 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am now earwormed:

Ram goat liver, good fe mek mannish water
Billy goat teeth, make de earring fe your daughter
Curry goat lunch, put de bite in you back
It make your daughter
It make your daughter, walk and talk

Y'all are just lucky you don't know Pluto.


sarameg - Dec 27, 2005 4:46:49 pm PST #5442 of 10002

Doseetotes and mairseedotes and little lambs eedivy. Kiddlee iveetoo, woodentchoo?

Best I can come up with.


Jesse - Dec 27, 2005 4:50:34 pm PST #5443 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Little lambsie divey!


sarameg - Dec 27, 2005 4:53:27 pm PST #5444 of 10002

I like your version even better!


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 4:55:24 pm PST #5445 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We lick a ram goat down by de roundabout
But just as if that could not suffice
A bredda run to the bus and start to shout
Im shoulda dead, mek we buy ah pound a rice


Theodosia - Dec 27, 2005 5:14:13 pm PST #5446 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I leave you people alone for two days, and I find you're killing goats all over the place! Sheesh!