Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 27, 2005 3:37:59 pm PST #5428 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A little gross, hence the whitefont:

In what police believe was a holiday prank, a young woman unwrapped a gift box left on her Palos Heights porch last week to find a skinned goat's head, officials said Tuesday.

The 18-year-old woman, whom police declined to identify, found the box wrapped in Christmas paper about 1:40 p.m. Thursday on her front porch in the 12300 block of 76th Avenue, authorities said. The woman found no blood on the box.

"We think it was a distasteful prank," Palos Heights Police Detective Adam Nagy said. "That's the thought we have right now."

The woman told police that the only rationale she could think of for the heartless gift was her eating habits, Nagy said. She told investigators she is a vegan, a vegetarian who avoids all animal products.

...

Authorities said they did not know if any local farms were missing a goat.

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Topic!Cindy - Dec 27, 2005 3:44:29 pm PST #5429 of 10002
What is even happening?

Authorities said they did not know if any local farms were missing a goat.
I so read "fans" rather than "farms" on that last sentence.


Lee - Dec 27, 2005 3:44:34 pm PST #5430 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Eww.


tommyrot - Dec 27, 2005 3:46:17 pm PST #5431 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I so read "fans" rather than "farms" on that last sentence.

What, like ita?


DavidS - Dec 27, 2005 3:46:43 pm PST #5432 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Eww.

Ewe!

Limbo is right out.


tommyrot - Dec 27, 2005 3:49:17 pm PST #5433 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Limbo is right out.

I first thougth that the Catholic Church was trying to ban the dance.


Lee - Dec 27, 2005 3:52:13 pm PST #5434 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ewe!

Baaaa haha


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 3:54:57 pm PST #5435 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What a waste of good soup fixings!


Lee - Dec 27, 2005 3:58:16 pm PST #5436 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

eww.

I need it to be 5 minutes from now, so I can be on my way to Target to see if they have any nice champagne glasses.


tommyrot - Dec 27, 2005 4:00:05 pm PST #5437 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Glass Shapes Can Make Us Drink Too Much >[link]

short glasses are more likely to lead to over-indulgence.