OK, that praying Calvin might be the wrongest thing I've EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

Now I want one just like that, except instead of Calvin I want Zorak.

I used to have morals, now I just have bad fic.

Scroll to the bottom for the picture, read from the top to comprehend the full horror of the coming of Christ

CBS, trying like the rest of the networks to figure out how to use the Internet advantageously, announced Monday that it will offer two episodes of Two and a Half Men and two episodes of How I Met Your Mother for free via the Yahoo! website. The webcasts are being "streamed" -- that is, they cannot be downloaded onto a PC or watched on portable video players. Moreover, they will only be available for viewing for one week. CBS execs said that the experiment was an effort to attract younger viewers who spend more time at PCs than older ones. One CBS exec told Daily Variety that this week was selected because many young people may have received personal computers for Christmas presents and are out of school for the holidays.

.. And the first thing that younger viewers want to watch on their PCs is "Two and a Half Men"?

Two and a Half men is the biggest problem for How I Met Your Mother, I think -- who that would watch HIMYM would be into TaaHM?

TANSTAAFL.

FYI.

bon, your mucus membranes could easily be dried out by heat indoors and low humidity outdoors. That makes them more susceptible to allergens, or even minor irritants that wouldn't bother you at other times. Vaporizing could be your friend. Also, I use a dab of creamy vaseline in my nose--it helps.

Bon Bon, you might try saline solution - not the medicated nose drops, but the simple saline solutions you can buy in the same section.

Two and a Half men is the biggest problem for How I Met Your Mother, I think -- who that would watch HIMYM would be into TaaHM?

My parents, but then they're CBS' previous desired demographic: computer illiterate sixtysomethings.

The praying Calvin sticker is oft-seen around here, too. Maybe you NewYorkers don't see enough private autos/trucks? What with not spending a lot of time driving?

bon, hydrate excessively and get yourself a humidifier for home. I battle that all winter, including the dry eyes.

Pandas always bring out the lori.

Well, there's the big-belly habit, followed by the "I ate too much" habit, followed by the "loud argument" habit, followed by the "slamming doors" habit, followed by the "oh, God, we have to be here four more days?" habit.

Well, we've got one of those. Where's the family confessor gets really stressed out trying to manage everyone and make it shiney happy just to get fucking through it ?

Hah! I just got a holiday card from someone I've been helping (work stuff) over the past couple of years. That's really sweet of them!