Or as Vishnu saying, "Dude. You pumped up your SuperSoaker too much." Or as the ghost of Feynman saying, "The particular oil you chose weakened the plastic seam of the SuperSoaker, leading to catastrophic failure."

I am going to hate myself for typing this but...

It could be Loki's revenge for stealing all the interesting Holy Lubricant.

EDIT: I am going to go wash out my brain now. It needs cleaning, with a spin shine since bleach worked really bad last time.

Those Calvin-peeing-on-a-Chevy-symbol things?

Don't they have the one with Calvin on his knees in the shadow of the cross up there in Chicago? It's all over the place here.

I wonder if they would be able to agree who should be on the flags. Or what. Is God a stickfigure dude, or would they slap on a generic Happy!Jesus?

No, this.

Don't they have the one with Calvin on his knees in the shadow of the cross up there in Chicago? It's all over the place here.

Fuck, no.

At least I've never seen one.

Poor Hobbs.

I have a stupid question. I have a couple of annoying wintry symptoms that I think are related but I can't figure out what they are so as to properly medicate myself. I have "dry, itchy eyes" and the inside of my nose is so dry it feels crusty. Any of you out there know? I would think it would be histamine related but my nose isn't running; I thought it was just the dry air but not sure why my eyes would be so itchy.

I guess no one in this board has discovered the horror/joy of Super Sayan Jesus.....

To link, or not to link...

Those are around here a lot Gud.

bon -- I think that dryness could result in dry and itchy eyes, but I have nothing past that.

At least I've never seen one.

Here is the one I'm talking about.

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Probably the most common Calvin rear window sticker in these parts, not that the peeing ones aren't around too.

Could you be dehydrated, bon? Sounds like general dryness. Maybe get a humidifier?

OK, that praying Calvin might be the wrongest thing I've EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

Seriously.

WTF?