I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Wolfram - Dec 27, 2005 5:52:34 am PST #5247 of 10002
Visilurking

Happy holidays, Buffistas!

In a Jewish wedding, the wedding ring has to belong to the groom, and be worth more than a (very small) amount of money. These are internal characteristics of the ring, and if they don't exist, it can't be a wedding ring. But it can be a small plastic glowy thing, for all that matters, and it'll still work.

Leading to a number of "unintentional" weddings back in the '70s when some Jewish kids at a carnival used plastic rings on their girlfriends and uttered the traditional formula.


Jessica - Dec 27, 2005 5:55:38 am PST #5248 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

CV! I'm so happy for you!!

But it can be a small plastic glowy thing, for all that matters, and it'll still work.

It's a wedding ring AND a power center, all in one!


Nilly - Dec 27, 2005 5:58:22 am PST #5249 of 10002
Swouncing

AND, I lost a book I'm supposed to read next

Kat, did you put order in thing sbefore cleaning up? Could it be that the book went into where of one of the things you put back in their places went?

Leading to a number of "unintentional" weddings back in the '70s when some Jewish kids at a carnival used plastic rings on their girlfriends and uttered the traditional formula

There were several urban legends going around about this, usually between two kids in the same age-group in "Bnei Akiva", that had to have a proper divorce later. I have no idea if it's really for real or not.

It's a wedding ring AND a power center, all in one!

Considering the importance of marriage in the traditional Jewish society, this description is way too accurate.

And with that, I'm off to light the 3rd Hanukkah candle.


Trudy Booth - Dec 27, 2005 5:59:42 am PST #5250 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Thank you thank you! I've been waiting for this for a LONG time (this was our fourth Christmas together), and I am so ridiculously excited! I've already bought pretty much every bridal magazine ever published. I've suddenly turned into Wedding Day Barbie, is this normal??? I even went to get a manicure yesterday so my hands would look pretty when everyone is looking at the ring!

Squeeeeeeeeee!

t picks Cyber up and swings her around and around and around

You are going to be the adorbalist bridezilla EVAH!


Kat - Dec 27, 2005 6:01:40 am PST #5251 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Kat, did you put order in thing sbefore cleaning up? Could it be that the book went into where of one of the things you put back in their places went?

Nilly, I could have, but didn't. I need a housewife and a librarian to help me manage the books. Even after last summer's book purge extrarodinaire, I'm still runnin gout of book space. Tis irksome.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 27, 2005 6:03:46 am PST #5252 of 10002
What is even happening?

Leading to a number of "unintentional" weddings back in the '70s when some Jewish kids at a carnival used plastic rings on their girlfriends and uttered the traditional formula.

You aren't talking the talk of the unintentionally married, are you?


bon bon - Dec 27, 2005 6:08:37 am PST #5253 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Congratulations, CV!

I don't understand this. How can anything other than wearing the ring as an agreement to marry make it an engagement ring?

When one of the most powerful companies in the world makes it their business to tell women what is and isn't appropriate. Fucking DeBeers and their diamond solitaire marketing bullshit.


Wolfram - Dec 27, 2005 6:13:17 am PST #5254 of 10002
Visilurking

There were several urban legends going around about this, usually between two kids in the same age-group in "Bnei Akiva", that had to have a proper divorce later. I have no idea if it's really for real or not.

I thought it was real, but now I'm going to have to find out for sure.

You aren't talking the talk of the unintentionally married, are you?

Well I'd have been below the age of consent back then, but I know I proposed to my kindergarden girlfriend. It didn't last.


Lee - Dec 27, 2005 6:27:15 am PST #5255 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I don't want to go to work today.

Not getting out of my jammies would be nice too.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 6:31:58 am PST #5256 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I seem to have been given a $250 equivalent gift certificate at work. Collaboration & Team Work, they say. Likely story.