I roll my eyes in general at the idea of giving your boss a present.

tommyrot, I actually think my prof might get distracted by the part about the llamas. Maybe if I just make the whole thing about llamas...?

You know what's also unpossible? I'll be 27 in less than two weeks.

I'll be 31 a week from today. That's so far from possible it's imimaginable.

Somehow I now have a vision of you people chasing me around the calendar, trying futilely to catch up. (FTR: 32 in five days.)

Somehow I now have a vision of you people chasing me around the calendar, trying futilely to catch up. (FTR: 32 in five days.)

Bah. You have quite awhile to catch up with me.

Is your bday now too, ChiKat?

And luckily, I just remembered today's my dad's, so I called. Phew!

tommyrot, I actually think my prof might get distracted by the part about the llamas.

It's just a test to see if he's paying attention. See, he might be so tired from reading all those papers that he might miss the inherent goodness of your paper's conclusion. The llamas would jolt him awake, thus increasing his comprehension of the remainder of the paragraph. Llama.

Is your bday now too, ChiKat?

Nope. It was a month ago. I'm just well ahead of the pack.

Your school's mascot is a Llama?

Now officially.

Happy birthday to us!

I believe, if I can make it in and out of the store without killing anyone, that I will pick up the fixings for a bunch of chocolate liqueur-based drinks for the holidays.

This one has Momoa.

It's not letting me open it!

Somehow I now have a vision of you people chasing me around the calendar, trying futilely to catch up. (FTR: 32 in five days.)

Curses! I missed her again!

One of the seniors at my college, convinced the dean didn't actually read all the theses, typed out a page from a romance novel and stuck it in the middle of hers. He returned it at the AA/BA dinner, but alas didn't read it out loud.