Helicopter rides!

Hee hee hee Here's what they said:

The firm is very appreciative for those of you who have braved the cold, long lines and other often serious obstacles to get to work. I would like to reiterate below the policies for reimbursement of transportation expenses that you may incur during the period of the strike.

* If you carpool into the city your share of the driver's parking expenses will be reimbursed.

* If you need to take a yellow cab to or from the office within Manhattan, your fare will be reimbursed. As a reminder, yellow cabs can now only charge a fixed fee per person per zone. See www.nyc.gov for the zone map. These fees apply to car services as well. Please remember to get receipts where possible.

* If you need to take a car service into or from Manhattan, this too will be paid, again, if at all possible, arrange to take others in the car with you.

* If you do not normally drive to your regular means of transportation but now need to drive to a carpool location or other means of transport and are being charged for parking expenses, a reasonable amount of your parking expenses will be reimbursed. If at all possible, please try to carpool to these locations.

Its like we're grown-ups deserving of respect or something.

Duuuude.

Love. This. Job.

No one is giving me chocolate!

And the dark stuff is good for your heart too.

Motown and the Beatles and other crappy music.

Funny, you never told us that QPB was a Monkey Crack addict.

So, anyone want to write the conclusion of my paper for me?

I justed posted something about the Axis of Elfdom in another thread that would probably make a great and surprising conclusion.

I justed posted something about the Axis of Elfdom in another thread that would probably make a great and surprising conclusion.

Hmm. 'Surprising' may not be what I should go for in this case....

This is my third Christmas working here. In a red-headed step-child department. So I watch as other departments get taken out to lunch by their managers or their vendors/clients. I deliver the gifts, cards and swag they get sent.

My third Christmas here and it's the first one where I got a Christmas card from someone. Two someones, actually. Two freelancers included me in their lists. It was awfully sweet of them.

Really? Not going for HSQ in your paper.

Hmm. 'Surprising' may not be what I should go for in this case....

Sigh. Okay how about this....

The conclusion here is essentially a paradigmatic prospective assemblage intended to render a dynamic orchestration of employee energistics across multiple vertices. Through a system of non-apparent motive vehicles, we will seek to initiate from within the disintegrated participatory constituents an innovated focus-drive generating a core-gravity that will channel exertory critical impulses along complementary and bi-reflexive vortals.

So, anyone want to write the conclusion of my paper for me?

Despite [counter-argument you don't feel like dealing with at this point], the [list of examples from paper] suggest [something which is related to, or sounds like, your thesis]. [Joke to distract anyone from the flimsy connection between what you just said and your original thesis]. [Topic sentence from paper's opening, rewritten with a few synonyms].

OMG Gud, you read my boss' year-end memo!