My holiday gift to the Buffistas is time manipulation. Everyone will have the ability to manipulate time to their own needs (slow it down, speed it up, do-overs, skips, etc.) with no backlash to anyone.
::throws glitter::
Happy Holidays!
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Dec 19, 2005 10:39:35 am PST #3295 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Cashmere - Dec 19, 2005 10:41:19 am PST #3296 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
What else would make a good Holiday Tree topper?
I put a big, puffy bow on top of my tree.
sarameg - Dec 19, 2005 10:43:08 am PST #3297 of 10002
What else would make a good Holiday Tree topper?
A sombrero.
A frog would be kind of festive, as long as it was sparkly.
JZ - Dec 19, 2005 10:44:24 am PST #3298 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
juliana, do you still have my cell? Call anytime you get stuck and lost in those 12 days, and Hec and I will seduce you with tales of good things to come, all the wonders to be found in your new neighborhood (the Afghan restaurant, the bookstores, the jazz clubs, the bar with working gaslights), the steampunk waltz parties and bubblegum-pop-with-fetishwear parties, playreadings, circus skills classes, deb's attention-hungry kittens, Bimbo's 365 Club with its resident mermaid... I know it will probably be 12 terrible days, but you'll be amply rewarded, cosseted, petted and cuddled and entertained for your courage in getting through them.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2005 10:45:14 am PST #3299 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A sombrero.
A frog would be kind of festive, as long as it was sparkly.
You have a very individual approach to winter solstice.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2005 10:45:22 am PST #3300 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What else would make a good Holiday Tree topper?
A monkey in a fez. Especially cool if it was a real monkey that would periodically fling candy at passing children.
Lee - Dec 19, 2005 10:47:23 am PST #3301 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
juliana, do you still have my cell? Call anytime you get stuck and lost in those 12 days, and Hec and I will seduce you with tales of good things to come, all the wonders to be found in your new neighborhood (the Afghan restaurant, the bookstores, the jazz clubs, the bar with working gaslights), the steampunk waltz parties and bubblegum-pop-with-fetishwear parties, playreadings, circus skills classes, deb's attention-hungry kittens, Bimbo's 365 Club with its resident mermaid... I know it will probably be 12 terrible days, but you'll be amply rewarded, cosseted, petted and cuddled and entertained for your courage in getting through them.
Yes. What she said.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2005 10:48:18 am PST #3302 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sadly the Jamaica Star headline "Man needs help finding new ass" doesn't live up to my initial expectations. Hella sad, though. And I love the fact he uses the word "sabotage."
Spidra Webster - Dec 19, 2005 10:48:22 am PST #3303 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
the bar with working gaslights
Wow, where?
Cass - Dec 19, 2005 10:48:27 am PST #3304 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I've been known to send anything that has to be mailed home with my mom along with some cash. Unfortunately, she left too early this morning. She's one of those strange people that likes going to the post office. It might help that she lives in a small town.