The one thing we've determined for certain is she has learned how to open the childproof cap on the Tylenol, so from now on the medicines are getting locked up.

Well, I guess there's a lesson for you, even is she's not ready for one. Poor thing. Poor you guys.

CHiPs remake casting.

Now this is a board game.

Now this is a board game.

I like how it deals realistically with the historical issue of pharaoh lasering.

I read on another board that it smells like syrup again. I can't confirm it in the office, but somehow this makes me really happy.

We're probably being poisoned, slowly.

I think childproof caps cease to be around the fine-motor-skills+ insane curiosity development stage. Glad all is ok.

I liked the way dimetap tastes. Purple peril! After my vitamin incident, mom lobbied for meds where I didn't like the taste. Until the "french vanilla" antibiotic for my ear infections made me throw up due to the taste. Then she got back on the bubblegum bandwagon. But now? Gah.

The Word segment on Venezuela's offer of free oil for poor NYC residents from The Colbert Report--it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen (the way that the bullet points are becoming their own character is a scream, especially the way that they counteracted SC's comments on the left side of the screen).

The Janes were dying. I belive the snorfulling really started around the " He did WHAT!?!?" Remarking on the president being too proud to accept aid after Katrina.

I don't remember Jon's Christmas present, but I hope this turns out the way his spat with Tucker did. Actually, I think this will be even better because O'Reilly is so clearly unhinged.

I read on another board that it smells like syrup again.

Ooh! I missed it last time!

When a professor emails that you're supposed to bring something to class, an hour and a half before the class starts, I'm allowed to pretend I didn't get the email, right?

Now this is a board game.

So, which one is Ra and which one is Apophis? And can I be Sam Carter?

So, which one is Ra and which one is Apophis?

Totally, huh?

And can I be Sam Carter?

No. I'm Sam, especially last season, end of. Or just alterna- or memory-altered Sams. That'd work too.

I read on another board that it smells like syrup again.

Now that you've mentioned it, I think I can smell it too, but I'm probably imagining it. I want to go outside and check!

Aw, man, I deleted Colbert this morning because the TiVo was all crowded and I wasn't certain Hec would care enough, and now I feel all guilty.

Plus, extra guilty because part of The Word would have caused him to point at me and laff and laff, and who am I to deny him that pleasure?