The Word segment on Venezuela's offer of free oil for poor NYC residents from The Colbert Report--it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen (the way that the bullet points are becoming their own character is a scream, especially the way that they counteracted SC's comments on the left side of the screen).
The Janes were dying.  I belive the snorfulling really started around the "
He did WHAT!?!?" 
Remarking on the president being too proud to accept aid after Katrina.
I don't remember Jon's Christmas present, but I hope this turns out the way his spat with Tucker did.  Actually, I think this will be even better because O'Reilly is so clearly unhinged.
	
 
		
		
 I read on another board that it smells like syrup again. 
Ooh!  I missed it last time!
When a professor emails that you're supposed to bring something to class, an hour and a half before the class starts, I'm allowed to pretend I didn't get the email, right?
	
 
		
		
 Now this is a board game.
So, which one is Ra and which one is Apophis?  And can I be Sam Carter?
	
 
		
		
So, which one is Ra and which one is Apophis?
Totally, huh?
And can I be Sam Carter?
No.  I'm Sam, especially last season, end of.  Or just alterna- or memory-altered Sams.  That'd work too.
	
 
		
		
I read on another board that it smells like syrup again. 
Now that you've mentioned it, I think I can smell it too, but I'm probably imagining it.  I want to go outside and check!
	
 
		
		
Aw, man, I deleted Colbert this morning because the TiVo was all crowded and I wasn't certain Hec would care enough, and now I feel all guilty. 
Plus, extra guilty because part of The Word would have caused him to point at me and laff and laff, and who am I to deny him that pleasure?
	
 
		
		
Great.  Vague-meeting-invite guy is at it again.  And I look bad if I'm not in the right place at the right time.  But he won't respond to me!
	
 
		
		
Hey, who wants to help me write my Individual Development Plan?  I have Career Goals that I want to be trained for, right?
Sigh.
	
 
		
		
 No. I'm Sam, especially last season, end of.
Not Dorkverse!Sam, I hope.  I'm more like that than you are.  What makes end-of-last-season Sam appealing?  
Stomach still hurts.  Want go home.  Blah.
	
 
		
		
I have Career Goals that I want to be trained for, right?
Ooh - how about... falconer!