Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 18, 2005 5:01:06 am PST #3001 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Today I'm going to brunch at my aunt & uncle's in Brookline and then going to see my cousin sing in Handel's Messiah . Should be a nice day, I hope. I even have put on makeup for the occasion!


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2005 5:18:55 am PST #3002 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I flipped through Time Magazine's photos of the year, and it's all Katrina, Katrina, Rita, Tsunami, Kashmir earthquake, Iraq, Katrina...by the time I left the waiting room, there'd been not one photo unrelated to a war or disaster.

eta: No, there was one, a woman from a country I don't remember who used all her savings to run for office and lost. So not like, happy, or anything.


Jesse - Dec 18, 2005 5:31:39 am PST #3003 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Entering the years of the tracks. I have smart playlists that'll give me high rated songs from a particular decade. The CDDB isn't that good about putting years on, not to mention I need to give each track in a compilation their correct year.

I really need to do that, but it's so daunting! I have a ridiculous amount of compilation albums.

I am clearly insane, necause I woke up in an excellent mood and now want to go to the mall. I mean, we need to go to the mall to get one thing, but I WANT to go.

I hope flea has already left, because that's the kind of feeling you need to take advantage of ASAP.

I need to do some Christmas shopping online and pick up my apartment before my study date later.


Jessica - Dec 18, 2005 5:33:15 am PST #3004 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This is so sad -- polar bears drown as Arctic ice melts:

SCIENTISTS have for the first time found evidence that polar bears are drowning because climate change is melting the Arctic ice shelf.

The researchers were startled to find bears having to swim up to 60 miles across open sea to find food. They are being forced into the long voyages because the ice floes from which they feed are melting, becoming smaller and drifting farther apart.

[eta: As an antidote, I recommend looking at this picture of bunnies in cups, courtesy of CuteOverload.com.]


Anne W. - Dec 18, 2005 5:40:39 am PST #3005 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Damn. Certain individuals in the current administration who are in denial about global warming should be required to swim up to 60 miles across open sea to find food. IJS.


Sheryl - Dec 18, 2005 6:07:41 am PST #3006 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I have gotten all my holiday shopping done. Yay. Today I will watch eps of Samurai Jack, pay some bills and read fanfic.(Currently working my way through the archives of sga_flashfic)


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 18, 2005 6:47:41 am PST #3007 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Be sure to check out Shalott & Sperenza's Rumble video, Sheryl.


DavidS - Dec 18, 2005 7:08:10 am PST #3008 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

JZ and I slept in on a cold and rainy San Francisco morning. We've consumed oatmeal and cappucino, and now we are trying to imitate the face of the boxing cat recently featured on The Colbert Reporrr.


Pix - Dec 18, 2005 7:10:30 am PST #3009 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Damn. Certain individuals in the current administration who are in denial about global warming should be required to swim up to 60 miles across open sea to find food. IJS.

I love this comment and want to marry it.


tommyrot - Dec 18, 2005 7:36:38 am PST #3010 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh, I wanna live in New Zealand....

Santas go on rampage in New Zealand

40 drunken Claus imposters storm through city, wreaking ‘Santarchy’

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A group of 40 people dressed in Santa Claus costumes, many of them drunk, rampaged through New Zealand’s largest city, robbing stores and assaulting security guards, police said Sunday.

The rampage, dubbed “Santarchy” by local newspapers, began early Saturday afternoon when the men, wearing ill-fitting Santa costumes, threw beer bottles and urinated on cars from an Auckland overpass, said Auckland Central Police spokeswoman Noreen Hegarty.

She said the men then rushed through a central city park, overturning garbage containers, throwing bottles at passing cars and spraying graffiti on buildings.

I'n trying to decide if "Santarchy" is a good word. I mean, it's clever, but I'm not sure how smoothly it slides off the tongue...