Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Dec 17, 2005 7:06:36 am PST #2866 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

So what you are trying to say is that I should go see the movie without Brendon or risk my happy marriage?


Kat - Dec 17, 2005 7:09:39 am PST #2867 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Sure. Cause watching a movie has the power to turn people gay.

If that were true, then why wouldn't the gays turn straight after watching most hollywood schlock?


Jesse - Dec 17, 2005 7:13:24 am PST #2868 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Straight isn't nearly as catching as gay is, apparently. Did you know that 75% of the housewives in America have caught the gay because of Ellen Degeneres?


Kat - Dec 17, 2005 7:14:43 am PST #2869 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Miss Jesse, I'm sending a something for you with Lori. I can't wrap it before she gets on the plane, but you know. It's there for you.


Jesse - Dec 17, 2005 7:15:12 am PST #2870 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, thanks!


tommyrot - Dec 17, 2005 7:22:00 am PST #2871 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Straight isn't nearly as catching as gay is, apparently. Did you know that 75% of the housewives in America have caught the gay because of Ellen Degeneres?

Apparantly it takes constant effort and vigilance to remain straight. One slipup, and you end up gay-married....


Laura - Dec 17, 2005 7:24:02 am PST #2872 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Did you know that 75% of the housewives in America have caught the gay because of Ellen Degeneres?

This could be the case with my 84yo mother. She watches every day or tapes because of the addiction. I'll have to ask her later if she is catching the gay. My dear step-dad would be crushed.

(how head hurting that people do believe this)


Steph L. - Dec 17, 2005 7:26:05 am PST #2873 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Straight isn't nearly as catching as gay is, apparently. Did you know that 75% of the housewives in America have caught the gay because of Ellen Degeneres?

I caught Teh Gay from the Buffistas. But only a mild case, because I still have Teh Het, too.

(Perhaps it's just that I caught Teh All-Inclusive Hoor from the Buffistas....)


msbelle - Dec 17, 2005 7:26:49 am PST #2874 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

so many more people are catching the stupid than are catching the gay.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 17, 2005 7:28:29 am PST #2875 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The woman really needs Karen Walker to hug her and say "Oh honey, you were a beard for years and never had a single clue? Your school had the short bus and round scissors, didn't it?"