It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Dec 15, 2005 6:15:31 am PST #2225 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm not even sure what kind of relays my heating system might have. During the house inspection, the inspector found a patent plate on the big "snowman" furnace that indicated it was patented in 1922. We know for sure that it was retrofitted from coal to gas....


Theodosia - Dec 15, 2005 6:19:24 am PST #2226 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You need something that's both going to fragment and send wet gobbets flying.

Bring on the Mil. Spec. Chicken(s)!

Which were in fact used for testing how military jet engines would react if they ran into a flock of birds. Bird who happened to be frozen chickens hanging around presumably in mid-air, but still.


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 6:31:53 am PST #2227 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, I need to get the LJ layout fixed, stat.

I think the black beads take it in a landslide. Which is good, because I bought them specifically for the dress before I realised I had a bunch of other necklaces that might work too.


Sparky1 - Dec 15, 2005 6:43:13 am PST #2228 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Also, I'll be done at 6:30ish on the 14th, if anyone wants to grab dinner with me. There will be reminders. Possibly begging.

::writes "J" on calendar::


Jesse - Dec 15, 2005 6:43:40 am PST #2229 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is there any reason for me to keep the copies of my old time sheets?


sarameg - Dec 15, 2005 6:44:04 am PST #2230 of 10002

Isn't it nice when things work out that way?

The ice storm of DEATH appears to have finally commenced, a couple hours later than predicted. Fat, lazy flakes here and there. People leaving to pick up their kids because the school are closing early.


beth b - Dec 15, 2005 6:44:36 am PST #2231 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

julianna - I sent you an email - just couch planning


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 6:48:09 am PST #2232 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is one of those links. I, uh, didn't go past the first page (that's what tommyrot's good at -- being the canary in the coal mine of dubiousness). I doubt there are half as many products designed to right the vagina. After all, they're the world leaders. That implies they're not the only ones in the market.


tommyrot - Dec 15, 2005 6:54:43 am PST #2233 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is one of those links.

It just... confused me.

Time to make noodles. Maybe I'll... study the issue more later.

eta: These are some of those people who thing that circumcision is horrible and evil and abusive and all that....


Spidra Webster - Dec 15, 2005 6:58:30 am PST #2234 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

In your FACE, stupid job!

Congratulations! Gawd, it's lovely to be leaving an awful job behind. It's such a liberating feeling.