There are disturbing noises coming from downstairs. The network goes down for 30 minutes and it's all Lord of the Flies down there.
Right, there comes a point where you have to either move on, or just buy yourself a Klingon costume and go with it.
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 14, 2005 11:23:06 am PST #2046 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DavidS - Dec 14, 2005 11:23:11 am PST #2047 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
WHY did we not go there when I was in SF?!?
I didn't know you were a caviar slut. Next time for sure! I mean jeez, I walked you right by the caviar bar when we went there with Maidengurl and K-bug on your previous trip.
leather stores:
It needs to be noted: discount leather store.
Jessica - Dec 14, 2005 11:23:22 am PST #2048 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I get all my NYE caviar from Caviarteria. They also have kickass blini.
ION, a toothpick holder for when you want to hurt someone.
Steph L. - Dec 14, 2005 11:24:38 am PST #2049 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
leather stores:
It needs to be noted: discount leather store.
Did I mention that A. *loved* her present?
JZ - Dec 14, 2005 11:25:13 am PST #2050 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Wait a minute. How come I didn't get to go to the Zam Zam with Teppy?
Okay, that's it. Young lady, you march right back here RIGHT NOW. You're going to the Zam Zam again WITH ME, and you're doing it NOW. No. No back-sass. Zip it! Right. Now. Are we clear? Good.
I'm waiting.
Jessica - Dec 14, 2005 11:25:18 am PST #2051 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Also, self-defense table!
Steph L. - Dec 14, 2005 11:26:36 am PST #2052 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
How come I didn't get to go to the Zam Zam with Teppy?
You were ice skating, IIRC.
Okay, that's it. Young lady, you march right back here RIGHT NOW. You're going to the Zam Zam again WITH ME, and you're doing it NOW.
Okay!
Jessica - Dec 14, 2005 11:27:40 am PST #2053 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Dec 14, 2005 11:28:59 am PST #2054 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You pretty much know that any news item involving sex and wombats is gonna be good....
From Wired:
Marsupials on the Make
When it comes to the backseat mambo, wombats do it right. A new study reveals that a wombat's lovemaking repertoire includes such high jinks as a complex dance, a butt bite and ferocious backward kicks, reports News.com.au. "It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing," said Australian biologist Clive Marks, who filmed the first common wombat mating in captivity. Marks' findings will be published this week. After a period of prolonged copulation, said Marks, the female busts a move in a pattern of circles and figures of eight. The male then bites her on the rump, and more fornication ensues. Marks said he hopes his study burnishes the amorous animals' image and renders the marsupials "the symbol of Australian male sexual virility."
Steph L. - Dec 14, 2005 11:30:01 am PST #2055 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
When it comes to the backseat mambo, wombats do it right. A new study reveals that a wombat's lovemaking repertoire includes such high jinks as a complex dance, a butt bite and ferocious backward kicks, reports News.com.au. "It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing," said Australian biologist Clive Marks, who filmed the first common wombat mating in captivity. Marks' findings will be published this week. After a period of prolonged copulation, said Marks, the female busts a move in a pattern of circles and figures of eight. The male then bites her on the rump, and more fornication ensues
Dude. I did *that* Saturday night....