At least Bai Ling didn't have a glowing clitoris in her back.
Someday, we'll see Sun and Jin and Hurley and Locke again, right?
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Lost 2: Tied to a Tree in a Jungle of Mystery
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sumi - Feb 21, 2007 6:12:22 pm PST #2910 of 5968
Art Crawl!!!
DXMachina - Feb 21, 2007 6:21:36 pm PST #2911 of 5968
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Someday, we'll see Sun and Jin and Hurley and Locke again, right?
The who with the what now?
Jessica - Feb 21, 2007 6:26:31 pm PST #2912 of 5968
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Apparently the promo people were under the impression that the audience had been clamouring for an answer to the question "Where did Jack get those rad tattoos?"
sumi - Feb 21, 2007 6:28:08 pm PST #2913 of 5968
Art Crawl!!!
I think that they wrote a bunch of random things on slips of paper, put them in a hat and drew out the one that said "tattoos" and then wrote this episode.
DXMachina - Feb 21, 2007 6:39:13 pm PST #2914 of 5968
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I was waiting for Isabel to start spouting Vogon poetry at Jack and Ford Juliet.
Juliebird - Feb 21, 2007 7:03:46 pm PST #2915 of 5968
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
They've been talking about "revealing the secret behind Jack's tattoos" since season one, if I remember correctly.
Daisy Jane - Feb 21, 2007 7:48:06 pm PST #2916 of 5968
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That was the most confusing jerky episode ever. I'm thinking of just telling Mr. Jane it didn't record. Ugh. It's like trying to convince a girlfriend to leave a bad boyfriend with him and this show.
sumi - Feb 21, 2007 9:05:48 pm PST #2917 of 5968
Art Crawl!!!
You know, to me, it's not so much that the episode was bad - as that it seems completely unnecessary.
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2007 9:36:08 pm PST #2918 of 5968
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I erased my season pass early last week, but have still been skimming this thread.
This ep's comments are hilarious with absolutely no knowledge of what aired.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 22, 2007 3:28:25 am PST #2919 of 5968
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I gotta say I enjoyed Jack getting the shit beaten out of him more than I probably should have. Once upon a time, I might have been interested in why (beyond "there are consequences"), but now, nsm.
Also, does this mean we'll get episodes to explain the rest of Jack's tatoos? Dare I dream?
And yet, like with STUDIO 60, I can't seem to stop watching. Luckily, that particular affliction may have just been cured (if the hiatus is permanent as rumored - STUDIO 60, not LOST).