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Lost 2: Tied to a Tree in a Jungle of Mystery  

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Jessica - Feb 08, 2007 9:36:43 am PST #2806 of 5968
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yes, I'm just making shit up.

With that attitude, you could write for the show!


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2007 12:09:11 pm PST #2807 of 5968
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Theory on time on the islands.


Polter-Cow - Feb 08, 2007 12:11:11 pm PST #2808 of 5968
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Interesting. That would also give them a way for Walt to come back post-growth spurt.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2007 12:37:15 pm PST #2809 of 5968
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Only if he didn't get off, though.


Polter-Cow - Feb 08, 2007 12:38:44 pm PST #2810 of 5968
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

What is "off"?

DUN DUN DUN.


Kevin - Feb 08, 2007 12:56:18 pm PST #2811 of 5968
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

DUN DUN DUN.

I just totally went to an Eastenders place. I don't think anybody will understand me.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2007 1:03:05 pm PST #2812 of 5968
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I understand you! My brain is now zooming out over a map of London as I type.


Kevin - Feb 10, 2007 1:25:17 pm PST #2813 of 5968
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

So, I caught up with Lost earlier. Did Entertainment Weekly really say the episode gave answers? I can't think of a single thing it answered, but I can reel off more questions it raised.


le nubian - Feb 10, 2007 1:41:07 pm PST #2814 of 5968
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Not really defending the show, just typing out loud:

Well, we know that at least one of the Others isn't there willingly. That's something we know.

We know Ethan has been a goon for a long time.

We know that someone on the island has watched "A Clockwork Orange."

that's all I got.


Theodosia - Feb 11, 2007 8:22:48 am PST #2815 of 5968
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

We know that Juliet is there unwillingly. And that whoever is running the Island had pretty freaky real-world powers to be able to set up a bus-hit to eliminate the stated reason she couldn't agree to join them.

(And why not just kidnap her if she's so important to your program? Why get her consent, even if you have to move heaven and earth, and lie to her to get it?)