Laura! I have look-alikes all over, apparently. Unless... what if it really was me? Are you positive that it wasn't? Maybe I couldn't say Hello because I was undercover.

Believe me, I would've rather been hanging out in a Florida bar. Too cold here last night.

This is sounding worse every moment. Make me stop reading.

Homeland Security Department spokesman Brian Doyle said the plane had just arrived from Medellin, Colombia, when a passenger indicated he had a bomb in his carry-on bag.

Mary Gardner, a passenger on the plane, told WTVJ the man started “running crazily through the aisle” after the plane landed in Miami. Gardner said a woman seated with the man ran after him, yelling that her husband was bipolar and had not taken his medication. Gardner described the woman as “hysterical.”

NBC News’ Pete Williams said authorities searching the man's carry-on bag did not find a bomb.

From MSNBC. This is very upsetting.

msbelle, I hope you start feeling better soon.

Poor msbelle's tummy. You have any gingerale source close by?

Gardner said a woman seated with the man ran after him, yelling that her husband was bipolar and had not taken his medication. Gardner described the woman as “hysterical.”

Yikes! That's sad....

oh, ginger ale would probably be good. I can get that across the street. hrm, maybe I can convince someone to go for me.

Bipolar and off his meds? And his wife was with him and had to see the whole thing? Oh, God, how awful.

The publisher who wanted a full on my book asked for a link to my LJ. I don't know what to do.

You always hear about "hit men" turning out to be undercover cops. How do people expect to connect with real hit men? I've begun to wonder if there are any such thing or if they're all undercover cops. Except for the ones under exclusive contract, of course.

t now imagines Craigslist ads for hit men

Kill the natter! Kill the natter!