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Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Dec 07, 2005 10:52:53 am PST #9969 of 10006
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Woman hires hit man to steal block of cheese:

MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested over the weekend and remains in jail with bond set at $1 million on four charges of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.
According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine _ inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men.

A search of the home with the permission of the occupants revealed no drugs _ only the white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine.


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2005 10:53:05 am PST #9970 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

another post bites the dust

out of the browser the postings rip, to the sound of the beat.


msbelle - Dec 07, 2005 10:53:47 am PST #9971 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I don't feel good. My stomach has been hurting all day (I avoided food until about half an hour ago when I started on a couple of bagel) and for the last 3 hours or so, I've had this awful taste in my mouth. I drank some water, tried some coffee (really bad idea), and now ate the bagels, but the taste is still there.


Nicole - Dec 07, 2005 10:56:53 am PST #9972 of 10006
I'm getting the pig!

Laura! I have look-alikes all over, apparently. Unless... what if it really was me? Are you positive that it wasn't? Maybe I couldn't say Hello because I was undercover.

Believe me, I would've rather been hanging out in a Florida bar. Too cold here last night.


Laura - Dec 07, 2005 10:57:52 am PST #9973 of 10006
Our wings are not tired.

This is sounding worse every moment. Make me stop reading.

Homeland Security Department spokesman Brian Doyle said the plane had just arrived from Medellin, Colombia, when a passenger indicated he had a bomb in his carry-on bag.

Mary Gardner, a passenger on the plane, told WTVJ the man started “running crazily through the aisle” after the plane landed in Miami. Gardner said a woman seated with the man ran after him, yelling that her husband was bipolar and had not taken his medication. Gardner described the woman as “hysterical.”

NBC News’ Pete Williams said authorities searching the man's carry-on bag did not find a bomb.

From MSNBC. This is very upsetting.


Nicole - Dec 07, 2005 10:58:27 am PST #9974 of 10006
I'm getting the pig!

msbelle, I hope you start feeling better soon.


Laura - Dec 07, 2005 11:00:17 am PST #9975 of 10006
Our wings are not tired.

Poor msbelle's tummy. You have any gingerale source close by?


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2005 11:00:26 am PST #9976 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gardner said a woman seated with the man ran after him, yelling that her husband was bipolar and had not taken his medication. Gardner described the woman as “hysterical.”

Yikes! That's sad....


msbelle - Dec 07, 2005 11:02:02 am PST #9977 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh, ginger ale would probably be good. I can get that across the street. hrm, maybe I can convince someone to go for me.


JZ - Dec 07, 2005 11:02:03 am PST #9978 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Bipolar and off his meds? And his wife was with him and had to see the whole thing? Oh, God, how awful.