There also needs to be a dog who gets into peril...but lives, of course!
I couldn't believe it the first twenty times you told us, but it's starting to sink in now.
Riley ,'Lessons'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 7:20:26 am PST #9674 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 7:21:10 am PST #9675 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And maybe there's a place for a Native American, who's in tune with the spirit world?
lori - Dec 06, 2005 7:21:51 am PST #9676 of 10006
And from out of the woodwork appears an old grizzled Fruit Fly Bounty Hunter.
On another note, Darwinism? [link] 22 y.o. rapper kills himself accidentally with pen gun.
Ginger - Dec 06, 2005 7:22:16 am PST #9677 of 10006
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Maybe the fruit stand owner is a retired organ grinder and the monkey is a retired organ grinder's monkey. Eventually they determine that the frequency of organ grinder music repels the giant fruit flies.
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 7:22:18 am PST #9678 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Don't forget the grumpy but good hearted black guy in a position of authority over our protagonists who gives them a good cigar-chomping chewing out, replete with threats of suspending their vendor licenses.
tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 7:24:11 am PST #9679 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Don't forget the grumpy but good hearted black guy in a position of authority over our protagonists who gives them a good cigar-chomping chewing out, replete with threats of suspending their vendor licenses.
Can he be bald and somewhat overweight?
Connie Neil - Dec 06, 2005 7:24:31 am PST #9680 of 10006
brillig
"You don't now what it's like on the streets, boss! You've got to cut corners to make it in the fruit stand world!"
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 7:25:26 am PST #9681 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can he be bald and somewhat overweight?
Not totally bald--he needs a bit of grizzled hair on his head. Definitely chunky, but in a solid formerly muscular way, I think. Air of authority, and all that.
Kalshane - Dec 06, 2005 7:26:34 am PST #9682 of 10006
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
RE: mutant fruit flies, I apparently don't watch enough bad movies.
Maybe make up a thermos of hot chocolate the night before or some other sort of fun stuff to eat in the car?
Well, it's only an hour drive, so it shouldn't be too bad. The length of the drive only bugs in the sense of it being an hour less sleep.
When we were kids, I used to drive my siblings nuts because they were up at the crack of dawn, ready to open presents and I would sleep in until I was dragged out of bed. (Which was generally around 7am when my parents couldn't deal with them fidgetting anymore.)
Still, I can't imagine doing the family Christmas two days before. It's just not right and worth getting out of bed early for. (Though I wonder if I'll think so as I sit in the cold car Christmas morning.)
amych - Dec 06, 2005 7:28:47 am PST #9683 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm confused. When do the Swiss peeps come into all this?