Honestly, you meet the most appalling sort of people....

Giles ,'Chosen'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 7:24:11 am PST #9679 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don't forget the grumpy but good hearted black guy in a position of authority over our protagonists who gives them a good cigar-chomping chewing out, replete with threats of suspending their vendor licenses.

Can he be bald and somewhat overweight?


Connie Neil - Dec 06, 2005 7:24:31 am PST #9680 of 10006
brillig

"You don't now what it's like on the streets, boss! You've got to cut corners to make it in the fruit stand world!"


§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 7:25:26 am PST #9681 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can he be bald and somewhat overweight?

Not totally bald--he needs a bit of grizzled hair on his head. Definitely chunky, but in a solid formerly muscular way, I think. Air of authority, and all that.


Kalshane - Dec 06, 2005 7:26:34 am PST #9682 of 10006
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

RE: mutant fruit flies, I apparently don't watch enough bad movies.

Maybe make up a thermos of hot chocolate the night before or some other sort of fun stuff to eat in the car?

Well, it's only an hour drive, so it shouldn't be too bad. The length of the drive only bugs in the sense of it being an hour less sleep.

When we were kids, I used to drive my siblings nuts because they were up at the crack of dawn, ready to open presents and I would sleep in until I was dragged out of bed. (Which was generally around 7am when my parents couldn't deal with them fidgetting anymore.)

Still, I can't imagine doing the family Christmas two days before. It's just not right and worth getting out of bed early for. (Though I wonder if I'll think so as I sit in the cold car Christmas morning.)


amych - Dec 06, 2005 7:28:47 am PST #9683 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm confused. When do the Swiss peeps come into all this?


Steph L. - Dec 06, 2005 7:31:03 am PST #9684 of 10006
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In a world where street fruit vendors struggle to survive, and only the craftiest glass-pane-carrying guys escape destruction (of their glass), one man rose up to end the chaos....


tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 7:31:36 am PST #9685 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm confused. When do the Swiss peeps come into all this?

Not until the final few seconds of the movie. Everyone (who lives) is happy that they've killed the last of the mutant fruit flies - then we cut to a shot of giant fruit flies eating a giant Peep.


Scrappy - Dec 06, 2005 7:34:39 am PST #9686 of 10006
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The spunky kid has to suffer from a rare disease which requires a special operation, so the fruit stand HAS to make money before it is...too late. Luckily the estranged wife of the handsome plate glass carrier is a surgeon who specializes in this disease.


tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 7:36:23 am PST #9687 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Luckily the estranged wife of the handsome plate glass carrier is a surgeon who specializes in this disease.

She doesn't have her surgical kit with her, and the hospital is overrun by the fruitflies, so she uses broken shards of plate glass for the procedure... and one of those fruit dehydrator things they advertise on TV to sterilize the glass.


Ginger - Dec 06, 2005 7:38:32 am PST #9688 of 10006
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think someone needs to be moving a piano in the middle of this movie. Also, a car should crash and catch on fire.