No, no, it's crashing through the fruit stand that mutates the fruit flies into horrific and ravenous mutants. Maybe there are some magnets involved?
I don't really have a security blanket... unless you count Mr. Pointy.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Dec 06, 2005 7:07:09 am PST #9667 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 7:09:30 am PST #9668 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Naw, I think that a scientist is carrying a rack of test tubes filled with gentically-modified "giantism" DNA. As the car chase comes by, he throws the rack of test tubes in the air and dives out of the way. The first car smashes the fruit stand, and the second car hits the still airborne rack of test tubes, knocking them onto the demolished fruit stand. Then we see a closeup of the test tube goo splatting on some fruit flies. Cut to commercial.
edit for editosity....
Trudy Booth - Dec 06, 2005 7:09:35 am PST #9669 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kalshane, my two cents says "worth the effort".
Maybe make up a thermos of hot chocolate the night before or some other sort of fun stuff to eat in the car?
tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 7:14:39 am PST #9670 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, and as the mutated fruit flies wreak havoc, the drivers of the cars in the car chase have to put aside their differences and join up with the scientist and his girlfriend (who is also a scientist and who looks like a 20 year old model, except she wears black plastic glasses) to defeat the mutant fruit flies.
Ginger - Dec 06, 2005 7:18:19 am PST #9671 of 10006
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The owner of the fruit stand, who is an offensively stereotyped immigrant, adds the comic touch.
Connie Neil - Dec 06, 2005 7:19:31 am PST #9672 of 10006
brillig
Shouldn't there be a spunky kid somewhere in this scenario? Possibly helping out his wise grandparent at the family fruit stand?
tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 7:20:19 am PST #9673 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There could also be a monkey. He periodicaly steals fruit.
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 7:20:26 am PST #9674 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There also needs to be a dog who gets into peril...but lives, of course!
tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 7:21:10 am PST #9675 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And maybe there's a place for a Native American, who's in tune with the spirit world?
lori - Dec 06, 2005 7:21:51 am PST #9676 of 10006
And from out of the woodwork appears an old grizzled Fruit Fly Bounty Hunter.
On another note, Darwinism? [link] 22 y.o. rapper kills himself accidentally with pen gun.