I'm going to see to Wesley, see if he's still whimpering.

Giles ,'Chosen'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Dec 06, 2005 6:35:09 am PST #9660 of 10006
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Okay, this picture gives me Grace Kelly. I can live with that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 06, 2005 6:36:45 am PST #9661 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

No, indeedy. I suspect some of the Holocaust Deniers are an extreme version of putting fingers in the ears, closing the eyes and chanting "la la la". (The rest are just assholes.)

The grandfather of a former co-worker of mine was among the US troops that were sent in to help out after the camps were liberated in '45. Buchenwald, if I recall correctly. He would (rightfully) get apopleptic whenever he heard anyone suggest that the Holocaust was exaggerated or faked.


§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 6:53:49 am PST #9662 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just got a thank you note from a manager in an unrelated department whose employees I'm wrangling in a project that has nothing to do with my department, and will end up making him look good. It's the little things, and I damned well appreciate it.

On the down side, I think the no-sugar-added latte does have artificial sweetener in it, despite the barista (can you say that for a Coffee Bean employee) assuring me it was unsweetened. Which means extra headache. Damn, it tasted good around that noxious slickness.

Saw an e-mail that voiced a concern about looking like "a bunch of armatures." I wonder if anyone pointed this out to the author...I'm certainly not going to.


Theodosia - Dec 06, 2005 6:57:46 am PST #9663 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

tommyrot, if you throw in some giant mutated fruit flies to your fruit stand movie, you could probably get the Sci Fi channel to go for it.


Kalshane - Dec 06, 2005 7:03:29 am PST #9664 of 10006
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Ugh. I just volunteered to get up early on Christmas morning to drive an hour in the cold so our family can have our Christmas gathering on actual Christmas as it should be, rather than the Friday night before as it was looking like. (Trying to schedule around my paternal grandparents wanting to go to church on Christmas morning for the first time in forever, thus having their own gathering much later in the day and my BIL's parents wanting to spend time with their son and grandson on Christmas.) My family rightfully assumed I would not want to get up early in the morning and drive through the cold, but the only other option was the night before Christmas Eve, and that just feels all kinds of wrong, so I asked if we could do it Christmas morning instead.

I guess there's something to be said for tradition.


§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 7:04:48 am PST #9665 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Random people keep asking me for random help!

At least this time I was able to give it, but what's with someone here I haven't spoken to in almost a year calling me looking for help placing a contractor whose time is about to expire?


Kalshane - Dec 06, 2005 7:05:18 am PST #9666 of 10006
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

tommyrot, if you throw in some giant mutated fruit flies to your fruit stand movie, you could probably get the Sci Fi channel to go for it.

The heroes intentionally crash through a fruit stand while trying to flee a mutant fruit fly/human hybrid in the hopes it will distract it? Sounds straight up SFC's alley.


brenda m - Dec 06, 2005 7:07:09 am PST #9667 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

No, no, it's crashing through the fruit stand that mutates the fruit flies into horrific and ravenous mutants. Maybe there are some magnets involved?


tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 7:09:30 am PST #9668 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Naw, I think that a scientist is carrying a rack of test tubes filled with gentically-modified "giantism" DNA. As the car chase comes by, he throws the rack of test tubes in the air and dives out of the way. The first car smashes the fruit stand, and the second car hits the still airborne rack of test tubes, knocking them onto the demolished fruit stand. Then we see a closeup of the test tube goo splatting on some fruit flies. Cut to commercial.

edit for editosity....


Trudy Booth - Dec 06, 2005 7:09:35 am PST #9669 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kalshane, my two cents says "worth the effort".

Maybe make up a thermos of hot chocolate the night before or some other sort of fun stuff to eat in the car?