Maybe it's the avian flu, showing up early?
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Dec 01, 2005 1:58:57 am PST #8252 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Anne W. - Dec 01, 2005 2:03:36 am PST #8253 of 10006
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Maybe germs spread through the interbunny.
shrift - Dec 01, 2005 2:19:05 am PST #8254 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dear Coworkers,
When I drag my ass into the office early because I have a doctor's appointment and more work than I can handle stacked on my desk, please for not to mock me. When you do, it makes me think about shattering my coffee mug and shoving the broken shards into your neck. This is why you normally do not see me at this hour. If you value your lives, please help me maintain the delicate balance between misanthropy and murder by scattering like cockroaches the next time I head for the coffee maker.
Ta,
shrift
shrift - Dec 01, 2005 2:39:10 am PST #8255 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Also, UPS is holding my iPod hostage.
Theodosia - Dec 01, 2005 3:13:46 am PST #8256 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
That can't be helping your mood any.
shrift - Dec 01, 2005 3:23:53 am PST #8257 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Not so much. What did help my mood was getting a phone call saying, "You're right, they're crazy, I'll make sure it doesn't happen again," regarding the clients who were driving me bonkers yesterday.
amych - Dec 01, 2005 4:21:13 am PST #8258 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Maybe germs spread through the interbunny.
This. Keep your antivirus software up to date, peoples!
Jesse - Dec 01, 2005 4:36:11 am PST #8259 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Last night when I was still up at 1, I didn't want to go to work today. When I woke up thanks to the Miracle of Womanhood at 6 this morning, I really didn't want to go to work today. But yet I will. Because today is Give Notice Day, and I don't want to stretch it out anymore. So I'm late, but I'm going in.
shrift - Dec 01, 2005 4:39:07 am PST #8260 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Woo. Put off training thing until tomorrow, because I have no time. Now I just need to call UPS and make them gimme my iPod.
tommyrot - Dec 01, 2005 4:52:43 am PST #8261 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Cyclotron Comes to the 'Hood
Albert Swank Jr., a 55-year-old civil engineer in Anchorage, Alaska, is a man with a mission. He wants to install a nuclear particle accelerator in his home.
But when neighbors learned of plans to place the 20-ton device inside the house where Swank operates his engineering firm, their response was swift: Not in my backyard.
Local lawmakers rushed to introduce emergency legislation banning the use of cyclotrons in home businesses. State health officials took similar steps, and have suspended Swank's permit to operate cyclotrons on his property.
When owning a cyclotron is criminal, only criminals will own cyclotrons.
Now I'm earwormed with "My Cyclotron Brings all the Boys to the Yard."