This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strega - Nov 30, 2005 6:29:51 am PST #7995 of 10006

Hmm.

In a sharp reversal, the chairman of the Federal Communications Commission said Tuesday the agency now thinks cable companies should stop forcing people to subscribe to bundles of channels and instead let them choose the channels they want.

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Sadly this is mixed up with all the FCC indecency issues, but I'm intrigued nonetheless. And this last bit makes me giggle:

Kyle McSlarrow, head of the National Cable & Telecommunications Association, called the a la carte mandate a "very dangerous idea." He said it would violate cable companies' free-speech rights and would be struck down by the courts.
Good effort, Kyle. Nice swing.


msbelle - Nov 30, 2005 6:34:59 am PST #7996 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

COZY! My room is not CRAZY.

Good effort, Kyle. Nice swing.

I will now be saying that to people all day long.


tommyrot - Nov 30, 2005 6:36:38 am PST #7997 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Kyle McSlarrow, head of the National Cable & Telecommunications Association, called the a la carte mandate a "very dangerous idea."

Hell, it could lead to Communism, or dogs and cats living together.


Steph L. - Nov 30, 2005 6:44:21 am PST #7998 of 10006
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In a sharp reversal, the chairman of the Federal Communications Commission said Tuesday the agency now thinks cable companies should stop forcing people to subscribe to bundles of channels and instead let them choose the channels they want.

Dude, I've been saying for years how much I would LOVE that. (Assuming it isn't crazy expensive to subscribe to just Cartoon Network and FX. And Discovery channel.)


tommyrot - Nov 30, 2005 6:47:24 am PST #7999 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dude, I've been saying for years how much I would LOVE that.

This is sorta like the issue of record labels prefering to make consumers buy an entire CD, rather than download the one or two songs from the CD that one wants, for 99 cents each.

It's like, "We'll sell you what you want, but you gotta take all this crap too. Oh, and we're gonna charge you for the crap as well."


Theodosia - Nov 30, 2005 6:47:35 am PST #8000 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

shrift must move Eastwards or else the country will become unbalanced in regards to Buffistas.


tommyrot - Nov 30, 2005 6:49:22 am PST #8001 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

shrift must move Eastwards or else the country will become unbalanced in regards to Buffistas.

We need more Buffistas in the center of the country, as the standard deviation of the Buffista distribution is too big.

(And of course, the standard deviation isn't enough for us perverted statisticians </Onion>)


Theodosia - Nov 30, 2005 6:51:40 am PST #8002 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I suppose it would be kind of acceptable if shrift moved to Minneapolis, then. But that wouldn't help her much with the 'streets of ice' problem.


tommyrot - Nov 30, 2005 6:54:24 am PST #8003 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But that wouldn't help her much with the 'streets of ice' problem.

Did Jim Steinman write the music to that, too?


Fred Pete - Nov 30, 2005 6:56:30 am PST #8004 of 10006
Ann, that's a ferret.

Just noting that Kyle McSlarrow has run for Congress as a Republican. Keeps losing to Jim Moran, who is corrupt enough that he should be vulnerable.