In a sharp reversal, the chairman of the Federal Communications Commission said Tuesday the agency now thinks cable companies should stop forcing people to subscribe to bundles of channels and instead let them choose the channels they want.

Dude, I've been saying for years how much I would LOVE that. (Assuming it isn't crazy expensive to subscribe to just Cartoon Network and FX. And Discovery channel.)

Dude, I've been saying for years how much I would LOVE that.

This is sorta like the issue of record labels prefering to make consumers buy an entire CD, rather than download the one or two songs from the CD that one wants, for 99 cents each.

It's like, "We'll sell you what you want, but you gotta take all this crap too. Oh, and we're gonna charge you for the crap as well."

shrift must move Eastwards or else the country will become unbalanced in regards to Buffistas.

shrift must move Eastwards or else the country will become unbalanced in regards to Buffistas.

We need more Buffistas in the center of the country, as the standard deviation of the Buffista distribution is too big.

(And of course, the standard deviation isn't enough for us perverted statisticians </Onion>)

I suppose it would be kind of acceptable if shrift moved to Minneapolis, then. But that wouldn't help her much with the 'streets of ice' problem.

But that wouldn't help her much with the 'streets of ice' problem.

Did Jim Steinman write the music to that, too?

Just noting that Kyle McSlarrow has run for Congress as a Republican. Keeps losing to Jim Moran, who is corrupt enough that he should be vulnerable.

Oh, look. Deep thoughts.

Me, I'm consumed by the idea that an hour plus in an MRI machine not only set off random cascading headaches, but made me feel so dizzy and nauseous that random hospital employees were asking if I was okay. Let's just say...working from home.

Yikes!

When do you get your results?

Wow. That MRI just better tell your doctors something after all that.