Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Oct 30, 2005 8:06:20 am PST #78 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm so glad you and yours are fine, Laura (except for Evil SIL, boo sss), and that, despite the stress and the worry, you can still be happy and thankful for peanut butter and bananas and rich starry nights.

I have had a busy morning - Emmett's room cleaned and vacuumed, the hallway swept, sink and stovetop scoured, laundry sorted, stains doused in Zout and left to contemplate their sins and await the great Cleansing, all clothing gathered up off the floor, sniff-tested for non-visible filth, and sorted or folded, living room vacuumed, kitchen table semi-cleaned, and in the middle of it I rewarded myself by reading this marvelous book, which is funny and wicked and occasionally mildly blasphemous, but in an oddly orthodox and tender way that I don't think even Nilly would object to (it actually made me think of Nilly, often).

Brought forward from the last thread: Trudy, if you want some of that brocade, let me get it for you now. There's only one bolt, and it's a discount exotic fabrics store, so once it's gone, it's likely gone forever, and I doubt this one single bolt will last till next May. And Sophia, yes, the Hello Kittyness of it is subtle. I'm going to see if I can borrow my mom's digital camera and take a picture of the pattern this afternoon.


msbelle - Oct 30, 2005 8:10:19 am PST #79 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

LAURA! YAY!


Theodosia - Oct 30, 2005 8:12:34 am PST #80 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Heh. Birthday cake with penis (not work safe at all, but this is Sunday):

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amych - Oct 30, 2005 8:17:57 am PST #81 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That is the most amazing penis cake ever.


Burrell - Oct 30, 2005 8:58:45 am PST #82 of 10006
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

AUUGHHHH! NOT nice! Not nice at all! It looks like someone castrated the Big Red Rock Demon.

Laura, it's nice to have you back.


beth b - Oct 30, 2005 9:12:00 am PST #83 of 10006
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

wow

that's pretty amazing. I think the thing that makes that cake is " happy Birthday Mom "


Sue - Oct 30, 2005 9:56:56 am PST #84 of 10006
hip deep in pie

Oh my god, the penis cake killed me.

It reminds me of this story: my sisters and mom were at a wedding shower. There was a cake decorated with little chocolate penises. My parents are pretty religious, sex was not mentioned in our house, but my mom was eating the ones off her cake, not saying anything. The next day my sisters were telling me about the shower, and they mentioned the penises, and my mother looks shocked and says, "Oh my god!!! I thought they were little SQUIRRELS!"


bon bon - Oct 30, 2005 10:01:51 am PST #85 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Um, do the nuts have nuts? Is that why the nuts are all...pebbly?


Volans - Oct 30, 2005 10:31:46 am PST #86 of 10006
move out and draw fire

That cake is brilliant. I was expecting the standard bridal-shower thing. Great write-up too.


§ ita § - Oct 30, 2005 12:22:05 pm PST #87 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wonder what flavour the cake was. Not sure why that makes a difference, but one does wonder about the creamy filling.

I'm normally leery about googling medical issues, but I wanted some indication of the usefulness of seeking different levels of medical care for migraines and/or head injuries. Cleared up one thing -- those silly flashy lights that I started seeing last week were totally auras. D'oh.