Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'

'The Message'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Nov 28, 2005 11:55:57 am PST #7460 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Is there any chance you're a mutant?

If I am, I have a really crappy mutant power. They ought to send me Hugh Jackman as compensation.


Steph L. - Nov 28, 2005 12:00:43 pm PST #7461 of 10006
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Best headline EVAH: BBC Pulls Plug on Dalek Lesbian Romp Flick.


§ ita § - Nov 28, 2005 12:01:08 pm PST #7462 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Security lights invariably flicker and go out when I pass under them

Is there any chance you're a mutant?

Doesn't that make her Dirk Gently?


Aims - Nov 28, 2005 12:01:32 pm PST #7463 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

ita, insent a bit ago.


§ ita § - Nov 28, 2005 12:02:56 pm PST #7464 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lemme go see, Aimée, although I might not be able to present a cogent answer until I'm off this conference call.

WHICH WILL HAPPEN SOONER IF THE ATTENDEES WOULD JUST DIAL IN, DAMMIT.


Jessica - Nov 28, 2005 12:10:33 pm PST #7465 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was shown Trapped in the Closet: Parts 1-12 on DVD over the weekend, and now I'm subconsciously filking everything that's happening around me.

I'm sure it'll start to get annoying soon, but I'm still sort of reeling in amusement from the surreality of the original that having it in my head doesn't bother me.


tommyrot - Nov 28, 2005 12:12:07 pm PST #7466 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Best headline EVAH: BBC Pulls Plug on Dalek Lesbian Romp Flick.

from the link:

It's simple, Daleks do not do porn.

Heh. But that should be a semicolon.


Theodosia - Nov 28, 2005 12:21:46 pm PST #7467 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Now I really want to see Dalek Spank Inferno.


amych - Nov 28, 2005 12:23:55 pm PST #7468 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Wouldn't the spank be more of a clang?


tommyrot - Nov 28, 2005 12:24:34 pm PST #7469 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm not sure if upon seeing it, I'd find the following very disturbing or ROTFL funny:

To cut to the chase - literally - here's how UK tabloid the Sun describes it: "Dr Who's foes capture three naked 'disco babes' in the 18-rated DVD. They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers."