I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Nov 28, 2005 11:24:38 am PST #7456 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Could somebody kick my ass and make me get my job done?

Dude, in order to kick your ass, I'd first have to start by kicking my own, and while jumping up and down flailing my legs in the attempt probably would make you laugh your ass off, I think that isn't where you want your ass to be going.


Jesse - Nov 28, 2005 11:31:08 am PST #7457 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So I got Cheetos in addition to my soda, as well as a visit from a friend, so that all helped.


shrift - Nov 28, 2005 11:40:14 am PST #7458 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have to go outside, and the sky just turned black. Security lights invariably flicker and go out when I pass under them, but somehow I think the universe just took dicking with me to a whole new level.


Dana - Nov 28, 2005 11:42:21 am PST #7459 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Security lights invariably flicker and go out when I pass under them

Is there any chance you're a mutant?


shrift - Nov 28, 2005 11:55:57 am PST #7460 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Is there any chance you're a mutant?

If I am, I have a really crappy mutant power. They ought to send me Hugh Jackman as compensation.


Steph L. - Nov 28, 2005 12:00:43 pm PST #7461 of 10006
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Best headline EVAH: BBC Pulls Plug on Dalek Lesbian Romp Flick.


§ ita § - Nov 28, 2005 12:01:08 pm PST #7462 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Security lights invariably flicker and go out when I pass under them

Is there any chance you're a mutant?

Doesn't that make her Dirk Gently?


Aims - Nov 28, 2005 12:01:32 pm PST #7463 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

ita, insent a bit ago.


§ ita § - Nov 28, 2005 12:02:56 pm PST #7464 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lemme go see, Aimée, although I might not be able to present a cogent answer until I'm off this conference call.

WHICH WILL HAPPEN SOONER IF THE ATTENDEES WOULD JUST DIAL IN, DAMMIT.


Jessica - Nov 28, 2005 12:10:33 pm PST #7465 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was shown Trapped in the Closet: Parts 1-12 on DVD over the weekend, and now I'm subconsciously filking everything that's happening around me.

I'm sure it'll start to get annoying soon, but I'm still sort of reeling in amusement from the surreality of the original that having it in my head doesn't bother me.