Mmmm... sausage patties.
Also, I wouldn't have to worry about cleaning a frying pan every day. That sounds doable....
How do Odwalla bars score on the protein index?
You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Nov 26, 2005 4:17:11 am PST #7020 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Anne W. - Nov 26, 2005 4:20:59 am PST #7021 of 10006
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Also, I wouldn't have to worry about cleaning a frying pan every day.
Perzactly. You mess up the kitchen once, and then you have sausage patties for a week!
Dunno about Odwalla bars.
Steph L. - Nov 26, 2005 5:25:47 am PST #7022 of 10006
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Aside from scrambling eggs or frying bacon, which would take too damn long on most weekday mornings
Hard-boil a bunch of eggs on, say, Sunday, and then they're ready to go throughout the week.
Also, you can make bacon in the microwave -- quick, easy, no messy pan, and YUM.
§ ita § - Nov 26, 2005 5:28:38 am PST #7023 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Protein shakes! If you have a stick blender, some frozen fruit, some soy protein powder, you're good. It's quick and tasty.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 26, 2005 5:42:40 am PST #7024 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Also, a tin of cashews or assorted nuts comes in handy when one needs a protein jumpstart. Not sure how you'd like them for breakfast though.
I had a habit for a while of making a breakfast spread of smoked salmon, triscuits, stinky cheese, avocados, olives, and sliced tomatoes. But I was never hungry for lunch after doing that, and weekend lunches are my chance to explore new restaurants (or revisit old favorites) without breaking the bank.
amych - Nov 26, 2005 5:47:51 am PST #7025 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Where is everyone?
Reading your set-theory-hatin' link from yesterday, which is making me unspeakably angry. So it's ALL YOUR FAULT that I'm not a-nattering.
flea - Nov 26, 2005 5:52:16 am PST #7026 of 10006
information libertarian
Casper: "I'm not ready to grow up!"
amych - Nov 26, 2005 5:53:21 am PST #7027 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm not ready to grow up, and I have thirty-some-odd years on Casper.
sarameg - Nov 26, 2005 5:54:50 am PST #7028 of 10006
Turkey for breakfast!
No, really.
Kat - Nov 26, 2005 6:04:54 am PST #7029 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
We aren't having turkey for breakfast. We are having Bellinis, pancakes, eggs, ham, bacon. Life is good.
It would be excellent if people weren't (1)bored by the slow island life and (2) if I didn't have the paper due that I'm working on.
In reading my research, I read this:
The truly antisocial and deviant person is somebody who either fails to comprehend the rules of his social universe or who consciously rejects community standars in favor of self-defined guidelines.
Reading this makes me think about how the internets seem to be the realm of these people!