I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Nov 22, 2005 11:51:01 am PST #6459 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

ARGH.

Coworker's phone won't stop ringing, and he doesn't have voicemail. I'm about ready to pull the plug on it. Hell if I'm going to answer it, as I am full up on work as it is, and he didn't bother to mention he was taking today off until he sent an e-mail at 11 o'clock this morning.


Dana - Nov 22, 2005 11:54:26 am PST #6460 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You could start answering it with "Bialystock and Blooooooom!"

t /Producers joke


tommyrot - Nov 22, 2005 11:56:36 am PST #6461 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Crocheted Flying Spaghetti Monster dildo cozy

Work-safe, as it would be difficult to tell it's a dildo cozy from just the pictures.


Vortex - Nov 22, 2005 11:57:23 am PST #6462 of 10006
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You could start answering it with "Bialystock and Blooooooom!"

[co-worker's name]'s House of Pain and Pleasure. you can beat our customers, but you can't beat our prices!


Cashmere - Nov 22, 2005 12:07:20 pm PST #6463 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.

You can't juice a bean. Don't be crazy, woman.

Milking a bean sounds downright impossible. Or perhaps wrong.

Ya gotta see this dog. Even if you've seen it before - here's the link so you can see it again.

I know the one you're talking about. I can't click the link. That dog is really, really ugly.

Because we're leaving town over the long weekend, I opted not to get groceries this week so we're now trying to figure out if we want mac & cheese tuna casserole or whether we want to order a pizza.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 22, 2005 12:18:41 pm PST #6464 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Spinach dip. The best dip ever.

Spinach dip is much, much better with fresh chopped spinach than the frozen variety.


askye - Nov 22, 2005 12:21:07 pm PST #6465 of 10006
Thrive to spite them

Is there a good cheese to subsitute when recipes call for feta?


Sue - Nov 22, 2005 12:21:33 pm PST #6466 of 10006
hip deep in pie

I just burnt my lip on a rogue tomato slice trying to escape from my pizza.


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2005 12:22:25 pm PST #6467 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

a rouge tomato slice

Okay, this has taken my mind off the watersports.

Thanks!


Aims - Nov 22, 2005 12:25:00 pm PST #6468 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimée -- would strappy heels include mine?

They might, if you were to part with them, but I didn't wnat to be presumptuous.

Again.