There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Nov 21, 2005 9:15:27 am PST #6019 of 10006
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

bon, did I miss something?


bon bon - Nov 21, 2005 9:18:38 am PST #6020 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

bon, did I miss something?

Allyson linked to a news article from a guy who alleges Match.com hired people to date their customers.


Jesse - Nov 21, 2005 9:22:15 am PST #6021 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dear my boss:

When you tell me everything is "urgent" or needs to be done "ASAP," it would be helpful if you also told me which things have actual deadlines and when they are.

No love,

Me.

PS: EAT IT.


Tom Scola - Nov 21, 2005 9:26:50 am PST #6022 of 10006
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I have to sign off on my performance review. Can someone please tell me what my personal objectives are?


amych - Nov 21, 2005 9:29:29 am PST #6023 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Can someone please tell me what my personal objectives are?

control. fist. of. death.


askye - Nov 21, 2005 9:29:32 am PST #6024 of 10006
Thrive to spite them

World Domination.


Sue - Nov 21, 2005 9:29:44 am PST #6025 of 10006
hip deep in pie

World domination while refraining from killing stupid co-workers?


Calli - Nov 21, 2005 9:30:26 am PST #6026 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Going by your tag line, I'd say rodent world domination, Tom.

And how have your year's activities reflected this?


askye - Nov 21, 2005 9:31:35 am PST #6027 of 10006
Thrive to spite them

Texas is suing Sony for violating the state's antispyware laws.

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Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2005 9:31:55 am PST #6028 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Can someone please tell me what my personal objectives are?

Load sixteen tons.