Dear my boss:
When you tell me everything is "urgent" or needs to be done "ASAP," it would be helpful if you also told me which things have actual deadlines and when they are.
No love,
Me.
PS: EAT IT.
I always thought the name Serenity had a vaguely funereal sound to it.
Simon ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Nov 21, 2005 9:22:15 am PST #6021 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Tom Scola - Nov 21, 2005 9:26:50 am PST #6022 of 10006
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I have to sign off on my performance review. Can someone please tell me what my personal objectives are?
amych - Nov 21, 2005 9:29:29 am PST #6023 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Can someone please tell me what my personal objectives are?
control. fist. of. death.
askye - Nov 21, 2005 9:29:32 am PST #6024 of 10006
Thrive to spite them
World Domination.
Sue - Nov 21, 2005 9:29:44 am PST #6025 of 10006
hip deep in pie
World domination while refraining from killing stupid co-workers?
Calli - Nov 21, 2005 9:30:26 am PST #6026 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Going by your tag line, I'd say rodent world domination, Tom.
And how have your year's activities reflected this?
askye - Nov 21, 2005 9:31:35 am PST #6027 of 10006
Thrive to spite them
Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2005 9:31:55 am PST #6028 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Can someone please tell me what my personal objectives are?
Load sixteen tons.
tommyrot - Nov 21, 2005 9:33:36 am PST #6029 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Load sixteen tons.
Not to owe soul to company store.
Steph L. - Nov 21, 2005 9:38:21 am PST #6030 of 10006
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I love that stormtrooper in the BK commercial "What did I tell you about the blasting?"
And then he fires off one last blast, as a "Fuck you!" and walks away! It cracks me up every time.
Can someone please tell me what my personal objectives are
Steal only the good office supplies.
Acquire underlings.
Make underlings address you as "Darth Scola."