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CaBil - Nov 18, 2005 6:28:44 am PST #5219 of 10006

Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

Naw, they just said it might start this month, or next month, or if something else happens the month after. I wasn't exactly getting a lot of feedback, so I just figured I would write them, and if they started later than what they said, I would have some columns in the can, and in the worse case I would have something to add to my portfolio...

Dana - Nov 18, 2005 6:28:52 am PST #5220 of 10006

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

See, I have a scarf, but it's not quite long enough. But why would I possibly need two scarves? In Texas?

I think it's something about Target, actually. That place makes me want to spend money on all sorts of things I don't need. I walk in there, and I have visions of organizing my entire life.

Jessica - Nov 18, 2005 6:29:13 am PST #5221 of 10006

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

More fun with eBay -- Original 1923 Hollywood sign for sale!

Dana - Nov 18, 2005 6:30:55 am PST #5222 of 10006

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

"Why are you selling the sign?" I am a producer/entrepreneur, and I am simply too busy with my other projects to work on the sign. It has been an amazing experience.

Translation: I thought this would be a huge moneymaker, but now I realize that having many giant pieces of metal is simply a pain in the ass.

Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 18, 2005 6:41:39 am PST #5223 of 10006

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Isn't there a casino in Vegas that would be interested in this thing?

Nutty - Nov 18, 2005 6:47:03 am PST #5224 of 10006

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Olympic weightlifter Naim Suleymanoglu (4 feet 11 inches)

This guy's nickname is "Pocket Hercules." No, I did not make that up.

The tallest “short dude”? Pro football player Doug Flutie, at 5 feet 10 inches, who is ranked at No. 24.

This, however, I am pretty sure is made up. Flutie is actually shorter than that. Proportionally, 5'10" is kinda short for a football player, but he was considered short in 1984, in college, surrounded by players who went on to become accountants.

Tom Scola - Nov 18, 2005 6:50:46 am PST #5225 of 10006

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Flutie would not get hired by any NFL team simply because of his height.

Then he went to Canada, and became one of the greatest CFL players ever.

Theodosia - Nov 18, 2005 6:51:19 am PST #5226 of 10006

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Congratulations, CaBil!!!!

Rio - Nov 18, 2005 6:54:25 am PST #5227 of 10006

Are you ready to be strong?

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