See, I have a scarf, but it's not quite long enough. But why would I possibly need two scarves? In Texas?
I think it's something about Target, actually. That place makes me want to spend money on all sorts of things I don't need. I walk in there, and I have visions of organizing my entire life.
"Why are you selling the sign?" I am a producer/entrepreneur, and I am simply too busy with my other projects to work on the sign. It has been an amazing experience.
Translation: I thought this would be a huge moneymaker, but now I realize that having many giant pieces of metal is simply a pain in the ass.
Isn't there a casino in Vegas that would be interested in this thing?
Olympic weightlifter Naim Suleymanoglu (4 feet 11 inches)
This guy's nickname is "Pocket Hercules." No, I did not make that up.
The tallest “short dude”? Pro football player Doug Flutie, at 5 feet 10 inches, who is ranked at No. 24.
This, however, I am pretty sure is made up. Flutie is actually shorter than that. Proportionally, 5'10" is kinda short for a football player, but he was considered short in 1984, in college, surrounded by players who went on to become accountants.
Flutie would not get hired by any NFL team simply because of his height.
Then he went to Canada, and became one of the greatest CFL players ever.
Congratulations, CaBil!!!!