Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 11:07:42 am PST #4945 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's a new (well, it's also the first) mall in Simi. I've gotten my exercise for the day, plus a pair of Nine West suede slingback heels, and two necklaces I was thinking of trying with the outfit, except I just remembered I already have the perfect one.

Oops.

For future oops, they have a Lucy, Ann Taylor Loft, Anthropologie, and White House Black Market.


Aims - Nov 17, 2005 11:21:47 am PST #4946 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Dickhead in Philly -

Of course my supervisor knows I am asking for the information. This is not something I would ask for my own knowledge. I just don't give that much of a shit.

Ta!

Aimee


aurelia - Nov 17, 2005 11:25:31 am PST #4947 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Happy Birthday, Jilli!


brenda m - Nov 17, 2005 11:27:56 am PST #4948 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Happy birthday, Jilli, and yay for sailing smoothly through surgery.


Allyson - Nov 17, 2005 11:28:02 am PST #4949 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Trying to think of a title for my new book.

What sounds better?

Life Lessons from The Pantyhose Man

or

The Tao of the Cash Register

or

The Kid Behind the Counter Hates You

Or,

Jesus Allyson, you're totally creatively drained, take a freakin' break!


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 11:32:00 am PST #4950 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm glad the surgery went well, Jilli. Happy birthday!

My new shoes.


lisah - Nov 17, 2005 11:32:46 am PST #4951 of 10006
Punishingly Intricate

Life Lessons from The Pantyhose Man

This is the funniest to me.


Connie Neil - Nov 17, 2005 11:34:27 am PST #4952 of 10006
brillig

The lady in the house has a history of mental problems--pause for the lack of surprise--and the people with her are an elderly woman and a three-month-old.

SWAT teams have stormed the house and freed/captured everyone. They were in there for 2 hours.


erikaj - Nov 17, 2005 11:34:30 am PST #4953 of 10006
Always Anti-fascist!

I'd go with "The Kid Behind The Counter Hates You" but my titles always stink.


Jessica - Nov 17, 2005 11:36:06 am PST #4954 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Kid Behind the Counter Hates You

This is my favorite, but "The Tao of" is probably more marketable.