There's a new (well, it's also the first) mall in Simi. I've gotten my exercise for the day, plus a pair of Nine West suede slingback heels, and two necklaces I was thinking of trying with the outfit, except I just remembered I already have the perfect one.
Oops.
For future oops, they have a Lucy, Ann Taylor Loft, Anthropologie, and White House Black Market.
Dear Dickhead in Philly -
Of course my supervisor knows I am asking for the information. This is not something I would ask for my own knowledge. I just don't give that much of a shit.
Ta!
Aimee
Happy birthday, Jilli, and yay for sailing smoothly through surgery.
Trying to think of a title for my new book.
What sounds better?
Life Lessons from The Pantyhose Man
or
The Tao of the Cash Register
or
The Kid Behind the Counter Hates You
Or,
Jesus Allyson, you're totally creatively drained, take a freakin' break!
I'm glad the surgery went well, Jilli. Happy birthday!
My new shoes.
Life Lessons from The Pantyhose Man
This is the funniest to me.
The lady in the house has a history of mental problems--pause for the lack of surprise--and the people with her are an elderly woman and a three-month-old.
SWAT teams have stormed the house and freed/captured everyone. They were in there for 2 hours.
I'd go with "The Kid Behind The Counter Hates You" but my titles always stink.
The Kid Behind the Counter Hates You
This is my favorite, but "The Tao of" is probably more marketable.