'Safe'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
The lady in the house has a history of mental problems--pause for the lack of surprise--and the people with her are an elderly woman and a three-month-old.
SWAT teams have stormed the house and freed/captured everyone. They were in there for 2 hours.
I'd go with "The Kid Behind The Counter Hates You" but my titles always stink.
The Kid Behind the Counter Hates You
This is my favorite, but "The Tao of" is probably more marketable.
Allyson, for titles on my stuff I nearly always change it numerous times before I finish, so these days I assign them temporary titles (my favorite: "No Commercial Potential") and worry about the title lastest. Usually by then my subconscious has had time to chew over it.
I agree with Jessica that Tao is marketable -- but all the other titles make me smile more. Are there other taos you could use?
The Kid Behind the Counter Hates You
Love this.
I like Lessons from The Pantyhose Man.
ita, bless you! I have a hell of a time finding shoes that aren't open toe.
Aw, Theodosia, I have to name the baby first, and then fill its mind with filth. I'm partial to The Kid Behind the Counter Hates You. I think publishers will fear it, maybe.
I think publishers will fear it, maybe.
I hope not. It sounds the most you-like of them all. Plus, funny.
I like Hate then Life Lessons the best. But I have a somewhat irrational (ok, maybe all the way irrational) dislike of tao of titles. I'd blame it on freshman english, but that'd probably just be making something up.
Why does the sky always start falling when I'm about to be able to do nothing about it?