Woo! I just got about twelve kids in two groups. I've lost track of costumes, but there was one very stylin' purple hat. And they all said trick-or-treat. There were two Jasons. I wonder if they were the same kid?

I'm now eating soup to counteract the chocolate. Because it does work that way.

Not by me. Just another proof for Darwinism. Unless they really want to make that the case for Intelligent Design.

It certainly makes the case for Unintelligent Design.

Dear Low Twentysomething Who Works In The Microbiology Lab Down The Hall:

Listen, could you wear your low-rider jeans a little lower? While we can see your back tattoo, your dental floss underwear, and most of your buttcrack, we can't actually see your anus. That is why you're wearing them so low in the first place, right? To show the world your anus? Or am I confusing you with an astronomy lab worker's uniform?

Thanks much.
dw

oh gross!

I have Kit-Kats, and Mounds, and 100 Grands, and...

DX has good candy.

I have some tootsie rolls, but they are all for me. I've never had a single trick or treater here.

I get bummed at Halloween. The last apartment I had and this condo have security locked doors, so we never get trick or treaters. I'm a deprived person, no cuteness for me! However, I still have candy.

Oh, the cutest thing I saw on my way home: A little tiny kid in a stroller, all wrapped up in blanket, but with Spider-Man legs sticking out.

I had this man come to my door with his little child (he was about 3 I think):

"excuse me, my son is allergic to chocolate, can he have the suckers?"

Is it evil that I guffawed?

Then you are exactly as evil as I. Am.

Has a preacher ever actually won the Darwin Awards while exercising his pastoral duties before?