I'm sure that instead of AD/KC we'll get a month of The Swan's Big Fat Ugly Boss' Fiancee Ice Dancing.

oh, I am a week behind on CSI. But to answer your question, apparently he has a gf at the moment.

And amazingly she's not one of Jorja Fox's cohorts from Honeypot Productions, but instead the nurse that treated him for injuries on the Evel Knievel biopic.

Yes. It is a 'family fun weekend' being thrown by a lesbian couple (big boss and her wife), but....

Take shrift! How often do you get the chance to live out one of Miranda's storylines from Sex and the City in real life?

That sounds like it could be fun, could be horrible. Depending on the definition of "family fun." And how much you like your coworkers and their families. If they're going to buy you spa treatments, yay. If they want you to play getting acquainted games, NSM.

How often do you get the chance to live out one of Miranda's storylines from Sex and the City in real life?

Har.

So many iTunes. So little gift certificate.

And yet? Still no Skee-Lo.

Daisy Jane, I can help you out with that. (Just that song, though, which I have b/c of a mix CD labelled "Stripper Mix" I found in the backseat of a cab when I was very very VERY drunk one night. And that's a true story.) Anyway. I can YSI if you like.

In fact, oh Daisy, my Daisy, you should have e-mail shortly.

I'm always thrilled when my big boss gathers employees from both offices for a retreat/series of meetings. But a sizeable chunk of my co-workers are relatives, and most of the rest are longtime friends that I have fun socializing with.

>If they're going to buy you spa treatments, yay. If they want you to play getting acquainted games, NSM.

Ok- I think I might say yes and just roll my eyes the whole time-- do you think it is rude to ask if there will be internet or dvd access? Probably, huh? I will just bring lots of books

So many iTunes. So little gift certificate.

And yet? Still no Skee-Lo.

AND AND AND - no early Nelly. I want "Must Be the Money". I have to say though, the 90's One Hit Wonders is almost worth buying.

Almost.

is taking place over 2 days in a secret location.

OMG. That is TOO MUCH time with co-workers. Why are people so weird, and think that planning something like this is a good idea? Why?? WHY??!??!

I wouldn't go. Well, I'd go if I could take Tom with me, but I'll tell you right now there's no way THAT would happen.

Secret location MY ASS. WIll you be getting paid for this enormous amount of time?

Ok, I just emailed back that I can't go because I have no one to watch my cat (I even checked with 2 friends). So I have decided to go IF she offers to let me bring the cat.