I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DebetEsse - Nov 11, 2005 4:15:37 am PST #2967 of 10006
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Would those be the bits where the aliens inserted a message to Jodie Foster?

We didn't even get into "we don't know exactly what it equals." We just used 3.14 (which we determined experimentally, but I think, if we're going to use the symbol and term, you have to give the "this is approximate" speech. IMO, one of the cooler math things we'll get into with this age group.)


JZ - Nov 11, 2005 4:53:43 am PST #2968 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Agh, ita. That last -- or, no, second-to-last -- post of yours is just making me cringe. The universe really, really needs to lay off your poor body and brain for a while, and your doctors really need to get their shit together and properly doctor you soon. That's almost too much physical misery to read, and I can't even imagine how awful it is to live through it every damn day.

Re the Derby: aw, fuck. And the Vince Vaughn idea is actually kinda brilliant. Allyson, is there any chance you could possibly consider running a "Save the Derby" campaign? You have the experience and the creativity and this time it's not just a show, it's your whole neighborhood's character at stake; also, nightclub fandom is likely way, way less craxy than TV fandom.

I was trying to grade when suddenly my daughter appeared in the hallway, dragging her blankets with her.

::contemplates teh cute, promptly dies and is ded::


msbelle - Nov 11, 2005 4:59:23 am PST #2969 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

It is Friday and I don't want to work. Please look into this.

Thanks.


Kathy A - Nov 11, 2005 5:03:16 am PST #2970 of 10006
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I was going to ask my boss if I could take today off work (or at least a half day), but when she was leaving the office yesterday, she informed me that she was going to be off today, so I knew I had to cover and didn't mention anything. Damnit.

Maybe next week...


sarameg - Nov 11, 2005 5:04:47 am PST #2971 of 10006

It is friday and I don't want to have a meeting for my quarterly review.

Also, I seem to have a sinus headache. I really need to haul the humidifier out of the closet.


flea - Nov 11, 2005 5:06:00 am PST #2972 of 10006
information libertarian

I also was under the mistaken impression that Nutty invented the Underpants Gnomes. Sad now.

Also, my weekly department meeting has left me feeling unusually FEH this morning. Feh.


Lee - Nov 11, 2005 5:06:33 am PST #2973 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It is Friday and I don't want to work. Please look into this.

Ditto. I spent last night burning CDs. That was more fun than work will be.


Jessica - Nov 11, 2005 5:07:47 am PST #2974 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The subways were empty this morning. I was jealous of all the people who weren't there.

ION, this is the best post EVAR.


Nutty - Nov 11, 2005 5:11:21 am PST #2975 of 10006
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I also was under the mistaken impression that Nutty invented the Underpants Gnomes. Sad now.

Sorry. They are very like the gremlins that steal socks from dryers, though, so you could rightly say that Underpants Gnomes are a product of the collective unconscious.


tommyrot - Nov 11, 2005 5:13:52 am PST #2976 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It is Friday and I don't want to work. Please look into this.

I had a disturbing thought on the train today. I was thinking, "It's Friday, but it might as well be Monday, as I still have to work 8 hours." Of course, after work I can celebrate the Fridayness, but until then....

ION, I had a really good 90 minute massage last night, so I feel all flexible and relaxed and I feel like I'm breathing slower than usual.