Head. Going. To. Explode.

Ooh! Thanks to you, David, I can blast some glam in my office to help keep me from stabbing people!

Ooh! Thanks to you, David, I can blast some glam in my office to help keep me from stabbing people!

I think with glam you're still allowed to stab people, but you're aesthetically obliged to start by stabbing them with a very sharp eyebrow pencil.

Also: Yay!

Also: I hope it inspires naughty thoughts about Curt and Mandy and Jack.

I'm beginning to suspect he's too much of a poontang generalist for you.

I am put in mind of Peter van Inwagen, who once wrote: "you can always make two things sound similar (or 'different only in degree') if you describe them abstractly enough." So you are correct that my problem with Farrell is the degree to which he focuses on any particular tail. And the degree to which he avoids the shower.

Ahhh, the sweet smell of coinage.

I hope that's all we'll be smelling.

"you can always make two things sound similar (or 'different only in degree') if you describe them abstractly enough."

Isn't that what language is for?

So you are correct that my problem with Farrell is the degree to which he focuses on any particular tail. And the degree to which he avoids the shower.

Well, I don't actually know how much he does or doesn't shower -- do you? I do know how he's willing to characterise his pursuit of tail, and what you appear to find attractive re: pursuit of same.

And the degree to which he avoids the shower.

This season in bon bon's world: Stinky is out! Creepy? Still in!

I think with glam you're still allowed to stab people, but you're aesthetically obliged to start by stabbing them with a very sharp eyebrow pencil.

How about I blind them with glitter and shiv them with a fingernail file?

Also: I hope it inspires naughty thoughts about Curt and Mandy and Jack.

Darling, for the next while, I'll be eyeing the world and thinking it'd look better in a skirt and eyeliner.

Right, wait, I do that all the time, but right now it goes to eleven!

How about I blind them with glitter and shiv them with a fingernail file?

Perfectly acceptable. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is Stage 2 in Jilli's personal defense system. (Stage 1 having to do with Aquanet and a lighter.)

Darling, for the next while, I'll be eyeing the world and thinking it'd look better in a skirt and eyeliner.

Kinky Androgyny World - I'd vacation there. Why won't Vegas get with the program and give us the adult entertainment environments we really want? Faux Egypt and Paris are sooooooo last year.

How about I blind them with glitter and shiv them with a fingernail file?

Perfectly acceptable. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is Stage 2 in Jilli's personal defense system. (Stage 1 having to do with Aquanet and a lighter.)

Hatpin instead of a fingernail file, but otherwise, yes. Am I that predictable, or are there surveillance cameras on me at all times?

shhh... no one is supposed to tell Jilli she is being watched.