How about I blind them with glitter and shiv them with a fingernail file?
Perfectly acceptable. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is Stage 2 in Jilli's personal defense system. (Stage 1 having to do with Aquanet and a lighter.)
Darling, for the next while, I'll be eyeing the world and thinking it'd look better in a skirt and eyeliner.
Kinky Androgyny World - I'd vacation there. Why won't Vegas get with the program and give us the adult entertainment environments we really want? Faux Egypt and Paris are sooooooo last year.
How about I blind them with glitter and shiv them with a fingernail file?
Perfectly acceptable. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is Stage 2 in Jilli's personal defense system. (Stage 1 having to do with Aquanet and a lighter.)
Hatpin instead of a fingernail file, but otherwise, yes. Am I that predictable, or are there surveillance cameras on me at all times?
shhh... no one is supposed to tell Jilli she is being watched.
shhh... no one is supposed to tell Jilli she is being watched.
Good lord, this means you all watched me that one time I listened to "Last of the Famous International Playboys" fifteen times in a row and sang along. Thank you for not
obviously
pointing and laughing.
Good lord, this means you all watched me that one time I listened to "Last of the Famous International Playboys" fifteen times in a row and sang along. Thank you for not obviously pointing and laughing.
Pfft. That's what JZ and I do before breakfast.
OK, I am making good progress with the schoolwork, but should be doing better. In reality, I have plenty of time for stuff, but the two things I'm supposed to be working on are both group projects, so it seems like it would be a kindness to not go right up to the deadline...
Pfft. That's what JZ and I do before breakfast.
The singing along with Morrissey, or the pointing and laughing?
Colin Farrell: Sort of hot but in a way I'd be embarrassed about. Totally Irish "Superfreak".
The singing along with Morrissey, or the pointing and laughing?
We sing along with Morrissey and point and laugh at each other. Very therapeutic. You get to swan and mock simultaneously.
