There are worse reps.
And he has them all.
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Nov 09, 2005 8:24:46 am PST #2582 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
bon bon - Nov 09, 2005 8:25:26 am PST #2583 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
At least he's not creepy.
I likes what I likes, what can I say.
§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:26:46 am PST #2584 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I likes what I likes, what can I say.
If he were to get specifically obsessive, would he get more attractive?
I'm beginning to suspect he's too much of a poontang generalist for you.
DavidS - Nov 09, 2005 8:29:44 am PST #2585 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm beginning to suspect he's too much of a poontang generalist for you.
Ahhh, the sweet smell of coinage. Some day we'll remember the genesis of "poontang generalist" with the same savor and respect that we now have for "vagina bojangler."
shrift - Nov 09, 2005 8:31:19 am PST #2586 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Head. Going. To. Explode.
Ooh! Thanks to you, David, I can blast some glam in my office to help keep me from stabbing people!
DavidS - Nov 09, 2005 8:37:02 am PST #2587 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ooh! Thanks to you, David, I can blast some glam in my office to help keep me from stabbing people!
I think with glam you're still allowed to stab people, but you're aesthetically obliged to start by stabbing them with a very sharp eyebrow pencil.
Also: Yay!
Also: I hope it inspires naughty thoughts about Curt and Mandy and Jack.
bon bon - Nov 09, 2005 8:38:40 am PST #2588 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I'm beginning to suspect he's too much of a poontang generalist for you.
I am put in mind of Peter van Inwagen, who once wrote: "you can always make two things sound similar (or 'different only in degree') if you describe them abstractly enough." So you are correct that my problem with Farrell is the degree to which he focuses on any particular tail. And the degree to which he avoids the shower.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 09, 2005 8:39:02 am PST #2589 of 10006
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Ahhh, the sweet smell of coinage.
I hope that's all we'll be smelling.
§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:41:22 am PST #2590 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"you can always make two things sound similar (or 'different only in degree') if you describe them abstractly enough."
Isn't that what language is for?
So you are correct that my problem with Farrell is the degree to which he focuses on any particular tail. And the degree to which he avoids the shower.
Well, I don't actually know how much he does or doesn't shower -- do you? I do know how he's willing to characterise his pursuit of tail, and what you appear to find attractive re: pursuit of same.
DavidS - Nov 09, 2005 8:41:37 am PST #2591 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And the degree to which he avoids the shower.
This season in bon bon's world: Stinky is out! Creepy? Still in!