::wriggles salaciously, fires up steaming shower::
I know!
There would have to be extra sudsing to get rid of the Maradona cooties.
Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.
'Safe'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:16:27 am PST #2573 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 09, 2005 8:16:59 am PST #2574 of 10006
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Some people wear slut better than others.
After reading this, my mind keeps trying to come up with a baby seal joke, but it's not quite getting there.
bon bon - Nov 09, 2005 8:17:44 am PST #2575 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Honey, no shower cures whatever that man is carrying near his junk.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 09, 2005 8:19:07 am PST #2576 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
However, an overnight application of Lindane should.
msbelle - Nov 09, 2005 8:21:26 am PST #2577 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ew. ya'll are nasty.
sara, that Pete cat link was hilarious. I am so glad my cats are not that adventurous.
Jars - Nov 09, 2005 8:21:40 am PST #2578 of 10006
that man is dirty.
He's so very not as hardcore as he makes out though. He puts on this really rough accent, kind of the Irish equivalent of a chav/white trash accent, I suppose, and he's actually from a very affluent area of Dublin. His poor mother must be mortified every time he opens his mouth.
Jesse - Nov 09, 2005 8:21:42 am PST #2579 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'd still do him.
At least he's not creepy.
Cashmere - Nov 09, 2005 8:22:45 am PST #2580 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
I've seen A Home at the End of the World. Colin's a good man-kisser. Shame about the hair, though.
§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:24:23 am PST #2581 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
good man-kisser
There are worse reps.
Allyson - Nov 09, 2005 8:24:46 am PST #2582 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
There are worse reps.
And he has them all.