Heh. There are certain rumours in Dublin regarding Colin Farrell's preferences. Or lack thereof.
Angel: Eve. So, I guess we should, I don't know, talk? Eve: About what? Angel: About what happened back there with us. Eve: Angel, it's not like this is the first time I've had sex under a mystical influence. I went to U.C. Santa Cruz.
'Life of the Party'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jars - Nov 09, 2005 8:06:49 am PST #2568 of 10006
§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:07:58 am PST #2569 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A lack of preferences goes in line with how I perceive his...how do you say it...charms?
t cue bon-disapproval
Jars - Nov 09, 2005 8:09:58 am PST #2570 of 10006
I think you misspelled 'sluttiness'.
§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:13:18 am PST #2571 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Some people wear slut better than others.
IJS.
bon bon - Nov 09, 2005 8:14:29 am PST #2572 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
cued
ita, that man is dirty.
§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:16:27 am PST #2573 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::wriggles salaciously, fires up steaming shower::
I know!
There would have to be extra sudsing to get rid of the Maradona cooties.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 09, 2005 8:16:59 am PST #2574 of 10006
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Some people wear slut better than others.
After reading this, my mind keeps trying to come up with a baby seal joke, but it's not quite getting there.
bon bon - Nov 09, 2005 8:17:44 am PST #2575 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Honey, no shower cures whatever that man is carrying near his junk.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 09, 2005 8:19:07 am PST #2576 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
However, an overnight application of Lindane should.
msbelle - Nov 09, 2005 8:21:26 am PST #2577 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ew. ya'll are nasty.
sara, that Pete cat link was hilarious. I am so glad my cats are not that adventurous.