Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Nov 08, 2005 12:47:33 pm PST #2317 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Damn the schedule, I'm just delighted to be getting the episodes at all. The concussion is a totally acceptable excuse for, well, practically anything, from spending the weekend curled up on the cuddle lounge not mailing DVDs out on schedule up to and including the brutal murder of Asshole Portland Man and Matt's sewer people.

Also, Aimée's elaborately sighing coworker.

On another and much more utterly frivolous topic, may I ask for hivemind makeup advice? I'm aggrieved by most of my lipstick lately. All I want is one, just one, deep true red vampy/fresh-blood/40s noir actress lipstick, the more permanent the better. All the truest reds I have smear off within minutes, and all the super-permanent ones I've tried pink up on my lips, no matter how red they look in the tube.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 08, 2005 12:50:06 pm PST #2318 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Seriously, you're being really nice about it all.

Well, it honestly saves me a 3-hour commute and $20 in gas every day that I stay in Jonesboro, not to mention making Mom feel all needed, so it's not undiluted altruism on my part. But I do like having access to my own computer and home entertainment setup. I just think I like having access to functional plumbing more.


Allyson - Nov 08, 2005 12:58:10 pm PST #2319 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

But I do like having access to my own computer and home entertainment setup. I just think I like having access to functional plumbing more.

The degrees of First Worldliness.

I agree.


Atropa - Nov 08, 2005 1:00:38 pm PST #2320 of 10006
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

All I want is one, just one, deep true red vampy/fresh-blood/40s noir actress lipstick, the more permanent the better. All the truest reds I have smear off within minutes, and all the super-permanent ones I've tried pink up on my lips, no matter how red they look in the tube.

NARS Scarlet Empress. Line & color in your lips w/ a neutral, lip-colored lip liner, then apply the lipstick. Blot your lips on a tissue. Apply another coat, then blot again.


§ ita § - Nov 08, 2005 1:06:47 pm PST #2321 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had a lipcolour epiphany of sorts -- I've been hunting for a true red and a soft pink. The closest I've come to a soft pink is from the Smashbox box that Kristen recommended a couple months ago -- the combo of pencil and lipgloss -- but when I wipe it off, it's nothing like pink on the tissue. Much darker, browner. Enough that I know I can never find pink by myself. Not only does stuff have to play off my surrounding skin tone, my lips are pretty dark themselves, and not the same colour as my face.

Being a girl is so complicated.


msbelle - Nov 08, 2005 1:11:23 pm PST #2322 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

remembering our trip to Sephora, that was some fun.


§ ita § - Nov 08, 2005 1:15:42 pm PST #2323 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

remembering our trip to Sephora, that was some fun

That was the red I wore as Tinkerbell. I've never actually worn it otherwise. It feels...I don't know. Maybe I'm not that woman.


Atropa - Nov 08, 2005 1:20:56 pm PST #2324 of 10006
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

ita, have you looked at any of the VivaGlam colors by MAC? They have a holiday edition compact of all of them, and they look like the sorts of colors you're seeking.


P.M. Marc - Nov 08, 2005 1:23:35 pm PST #2325 of 10006
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I want that compact, and if I am working by then, you bet your boots I am so freaking getting it.


Burrell - Nov 08, 2005 1:26:01 pm PST #2326 of 10006
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I want Jilli's make up brain.

I also want kids who nap, but I'll settle for ones who watch tv.

That's right. I am the bad tv-is-my-babysitter mom!