If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 07, 2005 12:47:02 pm PST #1986 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I will never understand people that push the elevator button repeatedly, as if the force their exerting on button will be somehow pumped into the elevator mechanism and cause it to move faster.

It gets the electrons bouncing faster, causing the elevatormovejuice to come out of its bottle faster.


Jars - Nov 07, 2005 12:48:53 pm PST #1987 of 10006

I will never understand people that push the elevator button repeatedly,

If I don't push it three times with each hand, my family will die.

You don't know. They MIGHT.


Dana - Nov 07, 2005 12:49:26 pm PST #1988 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I don't think I ever push the button repeatedly in front of people, but if I'm by myself? I will sometimes push the button to express my feelings of "Why don't you get here faster you bastard my day has been bad enough already without having to sit here at the mercy of machinery."


Liese S. - Nov 07, 2005 12:50:35 pm PST #1989 of 10006
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

If we had tHHGttG's existential elevators, I wouldn't have to push the damn button at all. Although I might have other problems.


Kalshane - Nov 07, 2005 12:51:43 pm PST #1990 of 10006
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I can understand hitting it again once, after a long while, if you're unsure the initial press took. I've done it myself. But when there are little lights inidicating what floor the elevators are on and indicate that the elevator is moving but has never once passed your floor, pushing the botton like a spastic monkey isn't going to get it there any faster.


Allyson - Nov 07, 2005 12:51:52 pm PST #1991 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It bugs me when i'm standing in front of the elevator, the light is on, therefore proving I have pushed the button, and some schmo comes along and pushes it again.

Because, obviously, I haven't pushed it right.


Nutty - Nov 07, 2005 12:52:28 pm PST #1992 of 10006
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Well he should give Iguchi a consolation kiss anyway, since Ig came in 4th in the ROY balloting.

Feh, I say. You shouldn't be able to win Rookie of the Year if you're not a rookie.

I did know Ozzie was a kisser. I did not know that Carl Everett would be okay with being kissed, but perhaps Ozzie won him over (or is more circumspect with his kissing than reports imply).


Liese S. - Nov 07, 2005 12:53:06 pm PST #1993 of 10006
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

He has to push it for himself; otherwise when the elevator arrives, it will only take you.


Kalshane - Nov 07, 2005 12:53:26 pm PST #1994 of 10006
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

It bugs me when i'm standing in front of the elevator, the light is on, therefore proving I have pushed the button, and some schmo comes along and pushes it again.

That's fun too.


tommyrot - Nov 07, 2005 12:53:32 pm PST #1995 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Because, obviously, I haven't pushed it right.

Or maybe the schmo figures that girl-pushes don't count.