Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Nov 07, 2005 11:56:26 am PST #1976 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

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That's the ohnotheydidnt journal on the kiss.


aurelia - Nov 07, 2005 11:57:23 am PST #1977 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Ha! Ozzie is so a straight/platonic man-kisser.

I wasn't disputing that.


Dana - Nov 07, 2005 12:01:40 pm PST #1978 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

That's the ohnotheydidnt journal on the kiss.

Good god.


sumi - Nov 07, 2005 12:02:38 pm PST #1979 of 10006
Art Crawl!!!

I wonder if he has a daughter named Ozma?


§ ita § - Nov 07, 2005 12:03:25 pm PST #1980 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::stares intently at the pretty lady::


sarameg - Nov 07, 2005 12:06:51 pm PST #1981 of 10006

Poor bedazzled ita.

Or not, considering she's just distracted by pretty and I'm distracted by shortsighted decisions that were made when I was 5.


JZ - Nov 07, 2005 12:20:20 pm PST #1982 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

That's the ohnotheydidnt journal on the kiss.

Yeesh, what a nightmare. Makes me love b.org all the more, but still, what a nightmare.


Kalshane - Nov 07, 2005 12:23:44 pm PST #1983 of 10006
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Thanks for The Boondocks info.

Ugh. So ready for this day to be over. At least the phone is quiet for a moment.


Kalshane - Nov 07, 2005 12:44:26 pm PST #1984 of 10006
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Rice Crispies:

I will never understand people that push the elevator button repeatedly, as if the force their exerting on button will be somehow pumped into the elevator mechanism and cause it to move faster.


Liese S. - Nov 07, 2005 12:46:58 pm PST #1985 of 10006
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I've been known to push the button more than altogether necessary, but it springs from my deep-seated insecurity. Perhaps I pushed the button wrong. Perhaps I failed to push the button and only think I've pushed the button and am standing here stupidly waiting for an elevator I haven't called. Perhaps the elevator is, in fact, out of service, and someone has failed to put up an appropriate admonishing bulletin. Perhaps there is no one else in existence in the entire universe and yet, here am I, standing here, waiting for what must certainly be...oh, wait, here it is now.